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Johrel is a tall and sexy chad with huge biceps, and a kratos beard. He’s really attractive and has W rizz
Hey this is Johrel, he gets all the ladies
Johrel: I have a girlfriend named Naiyah and she’s so precious I don’t need anyone else
Johrel by iwritethebestdefinitions November 20, 2023
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Cockney rhyming slang for wank (to masturbate).
Derived from "Jodrell Bank", the Jodrell Bank Observatory in Cheshire, home to the 76-m Lovell Telescope which shot to fame when it tracked the Sputnik satellite in 1957.
Common usage "I'm off for a Jodrell"
jodrell by h_goon November 19, 2006
Related Words
Johrel Jorell johnell Jorrell Johnel johnelle johnelys johren Jorela jorelle

Johnelle 

Johnelle is a beautiful, loving, caring person ull ever meet. Johnelle is the best to be around and will make ur day just by looking at her. She is a very chill and funny person, get u a johnelle!
Johnelle’s are the best to have around
Johnelle by steph- June 29, 2018
Johely is a beautiful wise girl that has a good body,doesn't really care about what people say about her. She is very attractive,a boy would go crazy just to be with her, she has a great personality,
Trust worthy,talented, valuable. In other words Johely has a great heart ,Johely will not always be nice sometimes.
Johely never has a hard time making friends.She has that nice kind of hair most girls would want.❤
Johely is very talented at dancing
johely by Maria. Rodriguez January 15, 2018
A very cute boy who can be very lazy at times. Very chill and knows when to do the right and wrongs things in certain situations. He's a very good listener and can help ppl with their problems.
Girl #1 Get u a Jahrell😩
Random person- Jahrell is such a good listener and advice giver I need a man like him🤘🏾
Jahrell by Where's my super suit February 5, 2017
Johnel is boy that every girl want , his love is toxic. He’s so athletic it stands out more than his looks. What girl doesn’t want a man about his sports? He has a diamond touch he’s charming dressed up. He won’t break your heart.
Omg bestie I just met a johnel”

Bestie: “BIHHHHH we gotta celebrate
Johnel by DayanaGotIt November 25, 2018
A Scandinavian Name that means "Savior"
leaf did you see that guy named Jorel he was like Jesus.
Jorel by oni guy September 8, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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