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Cockney rhyming slang for wank (to masturbate).
Derived from "Jodrell Bank", the Jodrell Bank Observatory in Cheshire, home to the 76-m Lovell Telescope which shot to fame when it tracked the Sputnik satellite in 1957.
Common usage "I'm off for a Jodrell"
jodrell by h_goon November 19, 2006
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Max Jodrell

When something is just to amazing for any other word
James:I just a phone for free!
Carol:Really!!
James:Yeah, isn’t that so Max Jodrell!!
Max Jodrell by Marcus Fletcher January 20, 2019
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is a typical black americans name, but is has been known that there is a white male called jorrell
eyy bro, whats yur name? supp. my names jorrell
jorrell by ja_rule September 2, 2009

joddrell bank 

Cockney ryhming slang for Wank (Masturbate)
"Alright im of for a fuckin jodrell"
joddrell bank by Ry February 1, 2005
A sexy man who can accomplish anything in life, and will have a beautiful girlfriend, and he has extremely huge muscles and a enormous cock
That guy definitely looked like a jorell
Jorell by Jack planter December 9, 2021
Anything that is named Jorelle is very attractive.
ex: Damn that kid is so jorelle
jorelle by fav145d June 30, 2014

jordelle 

Jordelle is a (beautiful) girl with a (beautiful) heart. She is very family oriented and always puts others before herself. If you are lucky enough to be her friend, she will treat you like royalty. She is determined and has a (bright future). She is a girl you can (trust) in every situation. She has a bubbly personality that can brighten your day, and a smile that warms your heart. She has a heart for God and gives great advice. Overall, if you are lucky enough to have a Jordelle in your life, then treasure every moment.
"I wish I could be as (amazing) as Jordelle!
jordelle by Cupcake gals May 8, 2017
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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