Johnte

A Johnte is most-commonly known as a black man with an abnormally large genitalia. They are rarely seen, because they tend to mostly keep themselves occupied with women in their rooms throughout the night. During the day, a Johnte will eat non-stop. You may see something that you've never seen before and will never see again.

I saw a johnte take three women into his room the other night.

by Big Dog Boss Hog January 8, 2011

Johnte Afroblanco

The solution to the problem of racism in America. Combines both the best of whites and blacks.

Johnte Afroblanco can save the human race

by Johnte Afroblanco April 25, 2023

johnten

The realest ship of kpop. SM hates them. "I want to have XXXX with you. Fatass! Love you forever darling~" -Ten
Height difference kings. Literally 16 cm between them.

Oh my god look at johnten's height difference!

by ultsten July 13, 2018

Johnetta

A girl that's usually really pretty, modest, usually shy or quiet until you get to know her. A lover and fighter. Usually smart. A little weird. Always laughing, goofy but will lay someone out if need be.

Who's Johnetta?

The quiet girl that's always laughing at you.

by _lovejones215 June 18, 2018

Jimmy Johnned

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

by fixpert December 31, 2015

Johnelle

Johnelle is a beautiful, loving, caring person ull ever meet. Johnelle is the best to be around and will make ur day just by looking at her. She is a very chill and funny person, get u a johnelle!

Johnelle’s are the best to have around

by steph- June 29, 2018

Johner

It means when your friend, familiar or someone else you know named John, Johnny gets a boner.

Mom!!! My brother Johnny got that gross johner again!

by Psydu July 30, 2021