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a pig found in zimbabwe, with incredibly smelly toes
person one: you see that guy over there?
person two: yeee, his feet smell! he is such a johnrey!
johnrey by bahnahbah April 29, 2009
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john rey 

There's only one way to describe John Rey. John Rey is handsome, smart, kind and brave. In short John Rey is AWESOME.
You'll never find someone like John Rey.
john rey by 100Truths&Facts November 13, 2019
The guy that is God’s at fortnite and has a big dick the beats ever known in theb
That’s a guy with a big dick what a johnray
Johnray by Red knight June 19, 2018

Johnrhey 

A stubborn person. Is very open to meeting new people and is not afraid to start conversations. Has very strong opinions and will argue to make their point clear. Although not the nicest at times, Johnrhey will always be there for their friends and has anyone’s back.
Johnrhey wont stop fighting me.
Johnrhey by AlrE February 16, 2021
A kind of human being that was once part of the myth. A part of legend, a sub-area of Demi-God's. They have unique feature, the mind's eye. They hold the power to alter the mind of an individual. During this time, there are only numerous of them, wandering in our planet, and who knows if they already have ways to settle outside our planet.
The time where you suddenly forgotten something which you were about to do, that was when you met jhonrey. You met them and accidentally witnessed their distinct powers so they have no choice but to alter your memories so you can forget about their existence.
Jhonrey by -findmyexistence October 21, 2021
A loner is a person who does not seek out, or may actively avoid, interaction with other people. There are many potential reasons for their solitude; intentional reasons include being preoccupied with the accumulation of wealth or introverted, mystic, spiritual, religious, and personal considerations.
Johnley being defined their behaviors, values, and interests are “resistant to pressure from others,” and they are “interested in learning more about their personal experiences and emotions”.
johnley by Kei tanaka June 8, 2021
Usually the most interesting person in a discord server, either hated or loved with no inbetween.
"Johney isn't active right now? What's the point of sending a message then"
Johney by coomlag January 15, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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