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johnessa 

A nice person that always makes u smile and and never gets in your way . An amazingly talented girl that always finds a way into ur life but stands by u no matter what and can make a relationships last a life time . She will never let u go, But make no mistake she will punch u in the stomach if u get on her nerves. Made my a good person i swear bob and bates
About a week ago.. week ago johnessa ur amazing

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johnessa by christooher abergg July 20, 2016
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Oscar Friis Johannesson 

A very homosexual guy, who likes to suck dick. He is very popular because of his moms addition to the porn industry.
Person 1:"Do you know any gay people"
Person 2: "Yeah Oscar Friis Johannesson he is always fucking that Rasmus Sanger guy"

johnnesse 

Means beautiful, intelligent, whimsical, strength.
I want to be Johnnesse.
johnnesse by Strengths December 19, 2016

johnessa 

Johnessa usually a dark skinned female. Typical extremly curvy and wide hipped. Johnessa is very talented and open-minded. She is a jack of all trades and loves pleasing others. Typical good in bed with males or females. Loves to go out but enjoys to just chill. Johnessa is extremely nice but cross her and she can be your worst nightmare
"I would marry a girl like johnessa"
johnessa by Yung birdman December 5, 2013

Jennessy 

A girl named Jenn who coincidentally loves the alcoholic drink Hennessy.

Jenn x Hennessy.
Yo, I seen Jennessy last night at the party taking hella shots of Hennessy!
Jennessy by brrrrrrrrrrrat August 1, 2009
A man with an ass the size of Jupiter. Has huge shoulders. And has outgoing love for the homies. Johnney’s tend to have huge penises and amazing man boobs.
Man did you see that guy. I bet he is a Johnney.
Johnney by Zackery Cooksey July 29, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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