Johnney
A man with an ass the size of Jupiter. Has huge shoulders. And has outgoing love for the homies. Johnney’s tend to have huge penises and amazing man boobs.
Johnney by Zackery Cooksey July 29, 2020
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Johnny Concrete
Slang term used to describe an item or object that's flipin awesome - something that you'd swap an arm or your own granny for. Comes from the British luxury brand that specialises in making concrete furniture and brick wall for graffiti artists. The brand is well known in London for the concrete door stops it leaves around the city for people to find.
If your mate had a concrete doorstop with a steel handle or a flying car that doubled as a submarine you'd say 'that's totally johnny concrete man'.
Johnny Concrete by bunchofbananas January 22, 2019
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Johnny Seo
Johnny Seo by johnnyseoooooo June 6, 2018
Johnny Seo
Johnny Seo is a member of underrated kpop boy group NCT 127. He's what we call a well fed man, because those thighs don't lie honey ;)
Johnny Seo by Truelychanyeol March 18, 2018
Johnny Drama
Johnny Drama is Vince's older brother from the HBO Series Entourage. He is an actor that can't find work. Although he was the star in the t.v. series "Viking Quest". He is still living in the past from the show by acting like he is hot shit.
Drama is one of the funniest guys from Entourage. He gets all the babes and normally hangs out with Turtle.
Drama is the chef in the house.
Drama's famous quote from Viking Quest: VICTORY!
Drama is one of the funniest guys from Entourage. He gets all the babes and normally hangs out with Turtle.
Drama is the chef in the house.
Drama's famous quote from Viking Quest: VICTORY!
Johnny Drama by Austin Star February 16, 2009
Johnny Suh
Johnny Suh by R127 July 8, 2020
Johnny C. Dude
Johnny C. Dude, a chef in the Orient and Johnny B. Goode's distant cousin (a Chuck Berry tune)
Verse 1
Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s
Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans
There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good
Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude
Who never ever learned to read recipes so well
But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell
Chorus
Go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Johnny Chink Dude
Verse 2
He used to hang around by the railroad tracks
Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe
Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills
Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills
Gourmet people passing by would stop and say:
"Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay"
Chorus
Solo
Verse 3
Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man
Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan
Hungry people coming from miles around
To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound
Your commercial will be on the Michelin site"
Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!"
Chorus
Verse 1
Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s
Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans
There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good
Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude
Who never ever learned to read recipes so well
But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell
Chorus
Go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Johnny Chink Dude
Verse 2
He used to hang around by the railroad tracks
Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe
Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills
Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills
Gourmet people passing by would stop and say:
"Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay"
Chorus
Solo
Verse 3
Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man
Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan
Hungry people coming from miles around
To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound
Your commercial will be on the Michelin site"
Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!"
Chorus
"Let's go eat at that Johnny C. Dude's Chinese restaurant."
"Hell no! My dog could offend his mind if he found out."
"Hell no! My dog could offend his mind if he found out."
Johnny C. Dude by O. W. Tongueincheek November 5, 2021
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