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Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. She's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a boy is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his boyfriend 24/7 (even longer than that however), etc. Johnmae is probably the best human being alive and she also makes cute babies and writes cute paragraphs and has a sexy voice. She's smart but most of the time doesn't care about what happens as long as she doesn't hurt or no one one hurts her friends, she is a very loving ,loyal friend who will do anything for you. Mae is sometimes VERY dramatic but tend to always make her friends laugh, she also overthinks alot of things and blames herself alot. When it comes to crushes she is willing to wait or back off. Mae's are also very beautiful and popular girls but enjoy being alone or the comfort of her close friends.
Person 1: "hey is that angel"
Person 2: "No, that's Johnmae"
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A warm-loving, all around great guy. Someone who will always be there to make you laugh, and be there when you need most. Typically brown hair, relatively short, and fun-loving. There is always a smile on a Johnmark's face, whether he's happy or not. Johnmarks also don't look that bad either.
"So you're dating Johnmark? You lucky girl."
Johnmark by brotips101 February 3, 2013
Is a very outgoing person she puts others before herself, johnae tries to avoid drama & focus on her dreams, but she's also a funny, beautiful girl she makes people feel welcome . Johnae is not afraid to speak her mind she's very bold do not underestimate a johnae
Yeah that's johnae
Johnae by osbaf53 January 5, 2017
Johnmar is that one guy who is always there with you. Likes to talk a lot, fun, loving person, has a great and weird sense of humor, he is loyal to his friends, likes to overthink, and also the guy that likes Napoleon. Also his name is unique so make sure to never leave him.
Johnmar also loves Japan history such as the Sengoku Period.
a ship between johnny and mark from nct. they have extremely good chemistry you can see they care for each other and they are always having a good time. they are just so cute!!
omg did you see johnmark’s part in superhuman it was so cute!
johnmark by dandy_boy March 25, 2021

JohnMakFan 

This legend makes definitions by the name of JohnMakFan, but his real identity never ever showing up.
Rumours has it that Jason was JohnMakFan for a while, but obviously it was fake.

I will continue the legacy of JohnMakFan, going by the name JohnMakFan the 2nd.
a very cool funky fresh girl that is also looking out for others
that johnnae shes so helpful
johnnae by STEFINEY January 1, 2012
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