The act of being bitten by John C. Flansburgh or John L. Linnell. It takes about three to ten minutes to turn into one of them.
Zoe: what a nice day.
Jakob: it sure is. Wait who is that?
Zoe: oh look! It is John Linnell from They might be giants!
Jakob: oh sweet! Look! Here he comes now.
John: *growling and feral sounds*
Zoe: Shit! He bit me!
Jakob: oh no! You are about to get Johnditis!!
Jakob: it sure is. Wait who is that?
Zoe: oh look! It is John Linnell from They might be giants!
Jakob: oh sweet! Look! Here he comes now.
John: *growling and feral sounds*
Zoe: Shit! He bit me!
Jakob: oh no! You are about to get Johnditis!!
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