Johnditis 

The act of being bitten by John C. Flansburgh or John L. Linnell. It takes about three to ten minutes to turn into one of them.

Zoe: what a nice day.

Jakob: it sure is. Wait who is that?

Zoe: oh look! It is John Linnell from They might be giants!

Jakob: oh sweet! Look! Here he comes now.

John: *growling and feral sounds*

Zoe: Shit! He bit me!

Jakob: oh no! You are about to get Johnditis!!

Johnditis by TheLump2022 April 1, 2022

Johnites 

A group of fans who are brilliant and love to listen to trap music gotten from a popular Nigeria musician Johnson John.

I attended a party last night, half of which were Johnites.

Johnites by Agbawo G October 26, 2020

elton johndis disease 

A deadly disease that is caused opon listening to too much Elton John. The disease is contagious and can spread to even wildlife.

Lowan, is it true that you have elton johndis disease?

elton johndis disease by thebrontrontickle4 July 5, 2022

Johnites 

Johnites means A group of fans who are brilliant and love to listen to trap music gotten from a popular Nigeria musician Johnson John.

I attended a party last night, half of which were Johnites.

Johnites by Agbawo G October 26, 2020

Jonitis 

the biological condition when your organs are dyed orange due to Irn-Bru overdose, similar to jaundice but internal

'this person has a severe case of Jonitis. All their organs are bright orange!'

Jonitis by Super Jo April 6, 2008

johnairis 

A beautiful girl who will go out of her way to make you feel special. She will be a different type of girlfriend to make you feel glad that you have her. She will help you if you need help. But if you make her angry, she’s a force not to be reckoned with. She’s a nice girl once you get to know her. She is smart and intelligent in her own way. She can be annoying but in the end you still love her. She’s a lovable girl. If you were find a johnairis in your life, keep her.

Johnairis is a girl

johnairis by Someone_you_dont_know103 April 12, 2018

Johanitis

When your harriers fail to achieve any kills in a game of Modern Warfare 2.

"Fuck my harrier just keeps spinning around in a circle. That shit got Johanitis"

Johanitis by Oyorra March 8, 2010