2 definitions by thebrontrontickle4
If you are experiencing numbness in your testicles, you may have lowan paul. Lowan paul is a newly discovered virus that can be transmitted through sexual activity. You may start to have sexual tensions towards dogs or other animals. If you receive this virus, contact a doctor immediately, your testicles may explode.
But Mr. Police Man, I had sexual temptations towards my dog because of the virus known as lowan paul! It's not my fault.
by thebrontrontickle4 July 6, 2022
A deadly disease that is caused opon listening to too much Elton John. The disease is contagious and can spread to even wildlife.
by thebrontrontickle4 July 5, 2022