Jonitis

the biological condition when your organs are dyed orange due to Irn-Bru overdose, similar to jaundice but internal

'this person has a severe case of Jonitis. All their organs are bright orange!'

by Super Jo April 6, 2008

Jonidis

When one has there vagina seasoned with cinnamon,curry,chili powder,rasta spice, and topped off with birthday sprinkles.

Nicole really wanted to do something special for brittanie's birthday so she gave her jonidis.

by brittishay November 9, 2010

jenitis

the sickness of not being able to speak properly.

Dude, I think I have Jenitis!

by KyraRuby March 15, 2010

jointista

Another word for a joint when you are too baked to be serious

"Hey mian...pass that jointista over here bro"

by stonata101 October 6, 2008

Jenitis

A euphoric feeling, both heavy and light, that comes over you when thinking of Jen, and sometimes not consciousely thinking of Jen. The act of always thinking of Jen, and associated acts.

Touching oneself, calling your Jen on the phone, moaning...going on long road trips with Jen and staying in hotels that have red carpets, vibrating beds, and the playboy channel....watching commercials selling drugs to cure jenitis, and knowing there is no cure...

by Doctor Mike house January 15, 2011

Joyitis

A disease caught from too many interactions with Joy, symptoms include being too short, headaches and drowsiness.

Ahh shit I'm short as fuck, I must have Joyitis

by Yee66 May 30, 2021