Jonitis 

the biological condition when your organs are dyed orange due to Irn-Bru overdose, similar to jaundice but internal

'this person has a severe case of Jonitis. All their organs are bright orange!'

Jonitis by Super Jo April 6, 2008

Jonidis 

When one has there vagina seasoned with cinnamon,curry,chili powder,rasta spice, and topped off with birthday sprinkles.

Nicole really wanted to do something special for brittanie's birthday so she gave her jonidis.

Jonidis by brittishay November 9, 2010

jenitis 

the sickness of not being able to speak properly.

Dude, I think I have Jenitis!

jenitis by KyraRuby March 15, 2010

jointista 

Another word for a joint when you are too baked to be serious

"Hey mian...pass that jointista over here bro"

jointista by stonata101 October 6, 2008

Jenitis 

A euphoric feeling, both heavy and light, that comes over you when thinking of Jen, and sometimes not consciousely thinking of Jen. The act of always thinking of Jen, and associated acts.

Touching oneself, calling your Jen on the phone, moaning...going on long road trips with Jen and staying in hotels that have red carpets, vibrating beds, and the playboy channel....watching commercials selling drugs to cure jenitis, and knowing there is no cure...

Jenitis by Doctor Mike house January 15, 2011

Joyitis 

A disease caught from too many interactions with Joy, symptoms include being too short, headaches and drowsiness.

Ahh shit I'm short as fuck, I must have Joyitis

Joyitis by Yee66 May 30, 2021

Jontis

Expresión multiusos utilizada en internet para reaccionar ante una situación que da mucha risa (divertida) o que da demasiada pena ajena (cringe). Es el equivalente moderno a decir "¡Qué fuerte!", "¡Qué loco!" o "XD".

por ejemplo, ¡que jontis¡

Jontis by Larichatxd May 16, 2026