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johnairis 

A beautiful girl who will go out of her way to make you feel special. She will be a different type of girlfriend to make you feel glad that you have her. She will help you if you need help. But if you make her angry, she’s a force not to be reckoned with. She’s a nice girl once you get to know her. She is smart and intelligent in her own way. She can be annoying but in the end you still love her. She’s a lovable girl. If you were find a johnairis in your life, keep her.
Johnairis is a girl
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JohnChristian

JohnChristian is an amazing, sexy, perfect guy. He is very social and loves to be with the people that matter most. He excels at all sports, especially football, lacrosse, and swimming. Everyone should be friends with a JohnChristian, he is kind, caring and truly a good friend. He is always there for others and always gives good advice.
JohnChristian, he's a cool dude.
JohnChristian by Rosy39 November 1, 2013

Johnchris 

Johnchris is a name that can only be described as out of this world the man himself is a legend a superhuman he can without a doubt fuck any girl he wants yours his or my girl they all belong to him we are just borrowing them he is so amazing he can see when your about to hate on him and curve it like a punch thrown from Conner mcgregger he is the best fighter in the world no man can beat him but he is so strong he wishes not to use violence his words are like honey to your ears he can have you wiping his ass with your own paycheck if he wishes his life is like a story that can only be written by Shakespeare because of how poetic it is his story would have to be told by different people with the best knowledge in their fields for the funny parts of his life Adam Sandler would be required to narrate for his charisma only Matthew McConaughey could tell that his adventures well only the great Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson could speak of Johnchris is so talented he once made a girl cum with his cock while he was soft he has eyes that can switch color from ocean blue to sea green he can speak every language known to man even the dead ones he taught King Arthur how to use Excalibur he can beat Chuck Norris, Bruce lee, Jet lee, Ip man, and Jackie Chan at the same time with one hand behind his back his cock is so huge it is what causes the earthquakes in California and the tsunamis in Asia and the hurricanes on the coast
Madi: I want Johnchris to make me his girlfriend I can't imagine life without him. Abbie: Me too I want him to make me whatever he wants .
Johnchris by Wolfwalker December 28, 2017

johngarris 

A real street nigga. Probably the best PC player to ever live. Also professional thrower.
Wow is That the real johngarris?
He plays like johngarris..
The johngarris classic.!
johngarris by GrandeShit47 October 6, 2020
A big black man that smokes weed on a daily, yet can hold a job and his name isn’t pronounced as it’s spelled.
Hey Johnair, let’s fuck?
Johnair: When, where, and how hard?
johnair by Peja May 18, 2018
Joharis is a ray of sunshine. Someone that is loyal beyond belief. Someone who will love you with every thing inside her. Someone will have your back even if you don’t necessarily have hers. She’s optimistic, empathic, motherly, affable, beautiful, joyful, funny, genuine, understanding, sweet, loving, humble, and stylish. Truly someone who you would want to keep in your corner. She will fight for you when you can’t fight for yourself. She doesn’t give up on people, even when she should. She’s so positive about life and truly wants to see everyone to succeed.
Joharis a true Queen
Joharis by Realhastalamuerte1111 November 22, 2021
When your harriers fail to achieve any kills in a game of Modern Warfare 2.
"Fuck my harrier just keeps spinning around in a circle. That shit got Johanitis"
Johanitis by Oyorra March 8, 2010
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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