Johanitis

When your harriers fail to achieve any kills in a game of Modern Warfare 2.

"Fuck my harrier just keeps spinning around in a circle. That shit got Johanitis"

by Oyorra March 8, 2010

Rohanitis

A recognized medical condition where a person makes really bad jokes and puns, mostly as a result of prolonged exposure to a person named Rohan.

His extremely bad puns might be a symptom of Rohanitis

by SableyeGravity June 24, 2016

Johannisburg Pinto

Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.

Stop being a 'Johannisburg Pinto

by MyMomBigGaylol? February 21, 2018

Johnites

A group of fans who are brilliant and love to listen to trap music gotten from a popular Nigeria musician Johnson John.

I attended a party last night, half of which were Johnites.

by Agbawo G October 26, 2020

Johnites

Johnites means A group of fans who are brilliant and love to listen to trap music gotten from a popular Nigeria musician Johnson John.

I attended a party last night, half of which were Johnites.

by Agbawo G October 26, 2020

Japanitis

The sleepy, sluggish feeling you get after eating too much sushi. Much like the itis, but sushi specific.

Oh man, that all-you-can-eat sushi place gave me a bad case of Japanitis

by FeuJaune January 3, 2011

Jonitis

the biological condition when your organs are dyed orange due to Irn-Bru overdose, similar to jaundice but internal

'this person has a severe case of Jonitis. All their organs are bright orange!'

by Super Jo April 6, 2008