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johndelio 

Johndelio is someone fierce, glamorous, addicted to attention! If you had the chance to meet a Johndelio, then you are so lucky! They are like unicorns…. So unreal!

Johndelio is always the center of attention, he is flawless and everyone can notice it!
Valentina: Do you know Johndelio?
Quique: No, why?
Valentina: he is flawless! Everyone has a crush on him!
johndelio by Dollylopez November 22, 2021
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A very short person but usually smarter than known geniuses
Daniel: my friend Rey is a real Johndel, He's only 4'6 but he can answer the toughest questions our teacher gives
Johndel by dedoks October 16, 2010

JohnDeLanto 

JohnDeLanto's are sly, scummy, and will stab you in the back almost every week, JohnDeLanto's are egotistic maniacs, and people who take things to another level (like Hitler or Stalin) not a good level, they are sociopathic keyboard warriors. Which is why many people have become #AntiJohnDeLanto and a discord bot was even made called "AntiJohnDeLanto", the current following of the #AntiJohnDeLanto is nearly the whole of RCW as well as the whole world, except Bonk.
Oh god, it's a JohnDeLanto.
JohnDeLanto by MasterBaterXV May 25, 2018

Johneline 

A stupid, sad, and unimportant person who feels the need to define themselves on Urban dictionary so they can flaunt their fabricated internet presence and reassure themselves that they are important enough to belong in a dictionary. None of their friends will care if they are in Urban Dictionary and it will be obvious to them that this person has just defined themselves because nobody else in the world would ever say such nice things about this absolute nobody.
Johneline, get enough of yourself and go fuck Jasper.

johndeaconkinnie1 

yo I like johndeaconkinnie1
That one guy who makes awkward jokes and would force everyone to laugh with him because they have no choice but to play along with him
Johndel's an awkward joker, am I right?

Johnjulio 

Johnjulio is one of the best guys you will ever find. Invented by Isabella Hope herself, Johnjulio has a very skillful listening system. In need of advice, or someone to vent or listen to? Ask Mr. Johnjulio, he can always help you.
Mr. Johnjulio is the best Johnjulio
Johnjulio by Chico the Cat June 24, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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