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A very short person but usually smarter than known geniuses
Daniel: my friend Rey is a real Johndel, He's only 4'6 but he can answer the toughest questions our teacher gives
Johndel by dedoks October 16, 2010

JohnDeLanto 

JohnDeLanto's are sly, scummy, and will stab you in the back almost every week, JohnDeLanto's are egotistic maniacs, and people who take things to another level (like Hitler or Stalin) not a good level, they are sociopathic keyboard warriors. Which is why many people have become #AntiJohnDeLanto and a discord bot was even made called "AntiJohnDeLanto", the current following of the #AntiJohnDeLanto is nearly the whole of RCW as well as the whole world, except Bonk.
Oh god, it's a JohnDeLanto.
JohnDeLanto by MasterBaterXV May 25, 2018

Johneline 

A stupid, sad, and unimportant person who feels the need to define themselves on Urban dictionary so they can flaunt their fabricated internet presence and reassure themselves that they are important enough to belong in a dictionary. None of their friends will care if they are in Urban Dictionary and it will be obvious to them that this person has just defined themselves because nobody else in the world would ever say such nice things about this absolute nobody.
Johneline, get enough of yourself and go fuck Jasper.

johndeaconkinnie1 

yo I like johndeaconkinnie1
That one guy who makes awkward jokes and would force everyone to laugh with him because they have no choice but to play along with him
Johndel's an awkward joker, am I right?

Johnjulio 

Johnjulio is one of the best guys you will ever find. Invented by Isabella Hope herself, Johnjulio has a very skillful listening system. In need of advice, or someone to vent or listen to? Ask Mr. Johnjulio, he can always help you.
Mr. Johnjulio is the best Johnjulio
Johnjulio by Chico the Cat June 24, 2022
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Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.
WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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