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johndelio 

Johndelio is someone fierce, glamorous, addicted to attention! If you had the chance to meet a Johndelio, then you are so lucky! They are like unicorns…. So unreal!

Johndelio is always the center of attention, he is flawless and everyone can notice it!
Valentina: Do you know Johndelio?
Quique: No, why?
Valentina: he is flawless! Everyone has a crush on him!
johndelio by Dollylopez November 22, 2021
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A very short person but usually smarter than known geniuses
Daniel: my friend Rey is a real Johndel, He's only 4'6 but he can answer the toughest questions our teacher gives
Johndel by dedoks October 16, 2010

JohnDeLanto 

JohnDeLanto's are sly, scummy, and will stab you in the back almost every week, JohnDeLanto's are egotistic maniacs, and people who take things to another level (like Hitler or Stalin) not a good level, they are sociopathic keyboard warriors. Which is why many people have become #AntiJohnDeLanto and a discord bot was even made called "AntiJohnDeLanto", the current following of the #AntiJohnDeLanto is nearly the whole of RCW as well as the whole world, except Bonk.
Oh god, it's a JohnDeLanto.
JohnDeLanto by MasterBaterXV May 25, 2018

Johneline 

A stupid, sad, and unimportant person who feels the need to define themselves on Urban dictionary so they can flaunt their fabricated internet presence and reassure themselves that they are important enough to belong in a dictionary. None of their friends will care if they are in Urban Dictionary and it will be obvious to them that this person has just defined themselves because nobody else in the world would ever say such nice things about this absolute nobody.
Johneline, get enough of yourself and go fuck Jasper.

johndeaconkinnie1 

yo I like johndeaconkinnie1
That one guy who makes awkward jokes and would force everyone to laugh with him because they have no choice but to play along with him
Johndel's an awkward joker, am I right?

Johnjulio 

Johnjulio is one of the best guys you will ever find. Invented by Isabella Hope herself, Johnjulio has a very skillful listening system. In need of advice, or someone to vent or listen to? Ask Mr. Johnjulio, he can always help you.
Mr. Johnjulio is the best Johnjulio
Johnjulio by Chico the Cat June 24, 2022