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Johndef is a friendly stoner who is Filipino and who loves Pizza.
Johndef loves blunts, bongs, pandas and women with PHAT asses.
Johndef by panda.man February 8, 2018
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Johndenvered 

When a peer plays "Take Me Home, Country Roads " by John Denver and screams the lyrics.
*Friend plays Take Me Home, Country Roads*
Oh shit bro he is about to get Johndenvered.
*Friend screams lyrics*
Oh yeah, he got Johndenvered.
Johndenvered by good old max February 5, 2019

johndepadua 

I get so Johndepadua every time I see a cute guy!
johndepadua by Mervyyy December 1, 2013

Elton Johnderdag 

Wekelijkse dag (donderdag) waarbij pop artiest Sir Elton John wordt geëerd. Aan het begin van deze dag wenst u al uw naasten een fijne ‘Elton Johnderdag’, verder luistert u de hele dag door naar de muziek van Elton John.
Hé vriend, fijne Elton Johnderdag, maak er een mooie dag van!
Elton Johnderdag by MrFerrr May 20, 2021
A person who wants to be happy. That’s it.
Johnden is a cute name.
Johnden by Golden Arrow November 22, 2021

Johndenel 

Johndenel is always found playing football. He loves to play with balls. He looks beautiful. He has a pet dog, and it only has 3 legs. His best friend is no one because he is picky as fuck. He loves fried chicken, and not because he is black. That shit is good. He also enjoys calling people racist, because, well, everyone is a fucking racist. He has blackish brown hair and likes to put lots and lots and lots and lots of product into it. But somehow his hair hasnt fallen out yet. He likes the phrase, "Nice work," because he is a wonderfully comlementitive person. He likes Chris Brown, Frank Ocean and he likes dancing, even though he hasnt tried it himself. His middle name is Jerome, and he wants to marry his footballs. His favourite colour is pink and his favorite food is vegetables. Overall Johndenel is a fab guy, and if you ever meet one, tell him that his friend Cherie is supa coot and gr8 m8 with an 8
"Oh hey Johndenel, you friend Cherie is supa coot and gr8 m8"
"With an 8?"
"Yes."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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