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johnsexual 

When a guy is normally straight but has sexual feelings towards someone called John.
Wow that photo of John is hot, I'm feeling slightly johnsexual
johnsexual by Wheatophobic August 15, 2017

Johnsexual 

The act of people liking other people named John.
"I totally have a crush on John. I guess I must be Johnsexual."

johnsexual 

there. i said it. have it. eat it. kick it.
i am. through and through. all i need to survive is reciprocity. its nature's demand.
"he caught me being johnsexual so i punished him. ♡"

"hey. I got meself braces so that you wouldnt feel so bad about your teeth."
johnsexual by Krkič July 28, 2023

johnsexual

when straight men are into a certain type of person
Oh, that guy is 100% johnsexual
johnsexual by hiddenvalleys December 30, 2025
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