Johnsexual

The act of people liking other people named John.

"I totally have a crush on John. I guess I must be Johnsexual."

by BurgundysauceBackwards March 14, 2022

johnsexual

When a guy is normally straight but has sexual feelings towards someone called John.

Wow that photo of John is hot, I'm feeling slightly johnsexual

by Wheatophobic August 15, 2017

johnsexual

there. i said it. have it. eat it. kick it.
i am. through and through. all i need to survive is reciprocity. its nature's demand.

"he caught me being johnsexual so i punished him. ♡"

"hey. I got meself braces so that you wouldnt feel so bad about your teeth."

by Krkič July 28, 2023