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Anyone named John Luke is pretty much the most awesome person you'll ever meet. And he's great in bed, ladies. Aside from his good looks, height, athletic body; he's a lover not a fighter, but don't get any ideas cause he's also a fighter. He can put out a fire by simply telling it to go away. If you plan on staying in his bed yoga and stretching are recommended for your safety.

This can also be used as a verb for a sexual position.
"I got John Luked so hard last night"
"We did it Luke style"
John Luke by Denise Richards69 November 30, 2011
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A John-Luke is a cool and chill person, very intellectual, and has a good sense of humor. Usually the nice one in a group of guys that will stick up for people.
Why don't you try to be John-Luke?
John-Luke by felixconsummatio October 27, 2011
a bitch ass nigga. a pussy ass bitch who is black, with a small dick.
You just pulled a John-luke move.
john-luke by cardiab May 8, 2018

JOHN-LUKE TREADWAY 

John-luke treadway Someone who has there dick in one hand and a drink in the other. And cant use ether right.
That guy is a john-luke treadway. And cant figure out how to pull a door.

The John Luke Picard 

When a drunk girl is getting sick in the bathroom and when she is throwing up in the toilet. you pull her pants down and fuck her from behind. boldly going where no man has gone before!
The John Luke Picard a Mcleod special!

Johnluke 

The one boy who's perfect. He's sexy, funny, and well-rounded. He looks like Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. They are always passionate about their relationships, so consider it lucky if he's your girlfriend.
Oh my god! He's almost as charming as a Johnluke!
Johnluke by Xx_Diet_Coke_xX June 11, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026