John Stoke 

A person, male or female, that makes up stories about their life to make themselves sound more interesting or bad ass. Usually found when talking to others over the internet.

Bob: "I met another John Stoke on Xbox Live today."
Joe: "Was this one a green beret stationed in Germany too?"

John Stoke by Swebberz July 7, 2012

Johnstoned 

ADJECTIVE

Originally a Gaelic disparagement of the Johnstone (MacIain Clan) family. It's now used (primarily in Eastern Rural Canada) when factual statements are debated against by means of lies, inaccuracies and total nonsense.

I told Dave that his favorite team was going to lose tonight. He argued that because the barometric pressure was higher than normal for a Spring time game it would be to his teams advantage. He was clearly Johnstoned.

Johnstoned by Burkilonious May 6, 2013

Nathan Johnstone 

A Awesome Guitar Player, Who has Many Friends , with a variety of names from Aaron to Louis , enjoys Xbox and Running , Loves Cross-country and wishes to continue it in further life, overall swell guy sometimes gets angry when beaten at Quickscoping.

He Reminds me of a Nathan Johnstone

Nathan Johnstone by BARK3RR November 23, 2011

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone 

One of the greatest footballers and people ever. Absolute legend who was part of the Celtic team that won the European Cup in 1967, and sadly died this Monday after a prolonged illness. Famous for his ability to beat players, as well as take some severe punishment from the opposition.

Jinky makes Ronaldinho look about as skillful as one eyed fish in a desert

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone
1944-2006

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone by Bob MacDonnachaidh April 3, 2006

Zara Johnstone

A beautiful girl with beautiful shimmering eyes. Boys if you ever meet a Zara Johnstone don’t let her go she is a sexy ass beast with a wonderful and funny personality. You will never meet a more beautiful girl than Zara Johnstone

Person1: I wish all those boys would chase me like there chasing Zara Johnstone

Zara Johnstone by 7Z7J7 October 15, 2018

Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) 

Jimmy Johnstone, or more affectionally known as Jinky by his fans. Was the greatest ever Celtic player, scoring over 162 goals for them in over 500 appearances in the 60's, and was in the 1967 Lisbon Lions (the first British team to win the European Cup). Jinky wore the number 7 shirt, and as a mark of respect, Celtic are currently campaigning for the SFA to allow the whole team to wear his shirt number as a mark of respect during the CIS Cup Final against Dunfermline Athletic.

Jimmy was diagnosed with Motor Neurone disease, a disease that destroys your brain's ability to send nerve messages and wastes your muscles away. After his diagnosis, he became an active campaigner for raising awareness of the disease.

The wee man sadly died at 6am GMT on Monday the 13th March 2006. He will be sadly missed by all.

OMGZ did you see that goal Jinky scored when they played Rangers??!??!?!

Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) - Greatest Ever Celt - R.I.P wee man

Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) by punkycelt March 27, 2006

The Johnstones 

The most awesome ska band to ever come out of Canada. Spawned from Ajax, Ontario, The Johnstones are a rockin' quintet of five dudes who rarely wear shirts. They're also really nice to their fans. Do yourself a favour and go to one of their shows.

The Lineup is as follows;
Ryan Long- Drums, Vocals
Jarek Hardy- Guitar, Vocals
Brent Marks- Bass
Julian Warmé- Trombone
Rene Gillezeau- Trumpet, MC

Dood, The Johnstones were so fuckin' rad last night.

The Johnstones by KATisaNINJA December 8, 2007