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john cheese meluch 

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.
Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.

parma john cheese 

Parma John cheese is the type of nigga who dates girls who’re fake to expose them and beat off to their fake nudes

farmer john cheese

pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!