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the most amazing man you will ever meet. a Johnrich will never make you feel down. he will always brighten your day and make you smile and laugh so much.

Johnrich is loyal, funny, sweet, caring, talented, cute, amazing, nice, handsome, and an extremely good person to anyone who crosses his path.

if you’ve got a Johnrich in your life, never lose him or let him go. you’re the luckiest girl/guy if you are ever fortunate enough to come across a Johnrich.
“have you met my friend Johnrich? you’re gonna love being around him!”
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She is smart. She is open minded, trustworthy, and dedicated. She cares deeply for her family. She is a great friend. She understand you. Shes has lots of friends and comes off as mean or intimating but she's actually nice and sweet. If you ever meet her, be nice and she will do the same. She is the greatest girlfriend in the entire world but don't provoke her otherwise you'll experience something (Evil Smirk).
Girl1: Johanie is here...
Girl2: Be nice to her, she's kinda mean.
Girl1: I don't think she's mean...she looks strict.
Johanie by Wannah August 17, 2021

Johannisburg Pinto 

Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.
Stop being a 'Johannisburg Pinto
Johannisburg Pinto by MyMomBigGaylol? February 21, 2018
A person that can be sensitive at times. They can be very kind. They have this soft spot for their friends or loved ones safety.

If you know a Johani, make sure you never let her go.
She seems like a Johani.
Johani by Jojo_Amaya May 8, 2018

johani10 

this guy an absolute menace to society like im telling u this nigga dont give a fuck like if u see him u will actually pass out
"OH SHIT ITS JOHANI10"
johani10 by anne nown December 7, 2021

Johannie 

Probably the best girlfriend one could possibly have. She is dazzlingly beautiful and also super smart. She is open-minded, trustworthy, and dedicated, and will be by your side through thick and thin. And she will also never cease o make you smile.
Johannie is the best person in the world. :3
Johannie by Bombarde May 23, 2013
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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