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Johandré
The dude is an innovator. Very Adaptable and versatile, Communicative and witty, Intellectual and eloquent, Youthful and lively. This person spends more time talking then eating. He also just might be a genius.
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Johanri
Johanri is omnipotent. He is a supreme being.
Johandre
This dude is insane at everything. Although he gets friendzoned sometimes he can get almast anyone . Girls get orgasm just thinking about him .
Johandre by Diwanofportugal November 22, 2021
johandre
This man is fucking awesome. He gets along with everyone. He is very smart and intelligent. The girls seems to love a guy named johandre . He is basically a sex god and makes any girl drop their panty . He is a menace to society
johandre by Diwanofportugal November 22, 2021
johandre
Johandre is an athletic, charming boy who is respected by all. He is usually the one who leads the crowd and someone that everyone looks up to. He has alot of knowledge and is a spiritual leader. Johandre is intelligent and kind, he fights for what he wants and will always be there to help. He is someone that doesn’t trust people easy but as soon as he does he is an open book. Johandre is someone that is the life of the party and will always give everyone a good laugh, the life of the party. When you have a johandre in your life never let him go. (You won’t be able to let him go, he won’t allow you)
johandre by Stranger ;) November 23, 2021
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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