Johandri 

Afrikaans slang for when the most "kommin" person you know uses the word "kommin"

Daai girl het sopas 'n johandri gegooi.

Johandri by JackParow January 19, 2011

Johandré 

The dude is an innovator. Very Adaptable and versatile, Communicative and witty, Intellectual and eloquent, Youthful and lively. This person spends more time talking then eating. He also just might be a genius.

There should be more ppl like Johandré because he is a Fifa&Rugby 09 Master.

Johandré by onefanche May 30, 2009

Johanri 

A living example of being omnipotent

Johanri is omnipotent. He is a supreme being.

Johanri by Moegoe January 11, 2021

Johandre 

This dude is insane at everything. Although he gets friendzoned sometimes he can get almast anyone . Girls get orgasm just thinking about him .

Girls love to fuck Johandre

Johandre by Diwanofportugal November 22, 2021

johandre 

This man is fucking awesome. He gets along with everyone. He is very smart and intelligent. The girls seems to love a guy named johandre . He is basically a sex god and makes any girl drop their panty . He is a menace to society

Johandre gets more sex than food

johandre by Diwanofportugal November 22, 2021

johandre 

Johandre is an athletic, charming boy who is respected by all. He is usually the one who leads the crowd and someone that everyone looks up to. He has alot of knowledge and is a spiritual leader. Johandre is intelligent and kind, he fights for what he wants and will always be there to help. He is someone that doesn’t trust people easy but as soon as he does he is an open book. Johandre is someone that is the life of the party and will always give everyone a good laugh, the life of the party. When you have a johandre in your life never let him go. (You won’t be able to let him go, he won’t allow you)

Nikia: “I’m leaving you.”
Johandre: “No.”

johandre by Stranger ;) November 23, 2021