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Usually has big brown eyes, and amazing hair. She's very pretty and she loves meeting new people. If you know a Jofee you are in luck. There are not many Jofees out there. But be careful, she’s a super shishaholic, really good at beer pong and slap cup, don’t challenge her.
person1 "Damn, that girls is hot!"

person2 “ That’s Jofee”
Jofee by Sherylbestfriend November 22, 2021
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The goat prince of Haham, lord of vengeance, liberator of goatkind.
Person: OH SHIT! IT"S JOEEE
Joeee: *Screems*
Person: *Dies*
Joeee by LevyStevie February 8, 2019
Related Words
Jofee • Jolee • joleen • jodee • Josée • joee • jocee • jofe • Joiee • Joleeanna
Perfect person thinks there flawed but there not.very hot but thinks there not.very funny nice caring and sweet you can talk to them about anything perfect person to marry
Person 1: you got a JoDee!?

Person 2:yeah i did!

Person 3: dont talk about them like there pokemon
JoDee by Something awesome August 20, 2016
A girl who is a great listener and knows the right things to say to cheer you up if you're down. A be-there-when-you-need-someone person. Strong and independent and very sociable.
Great to hang out with, and would be a caring lover.
If you know a joyee, she would be your best friend or close enough. Great body, fun loving attitude, stands up for peoples rights, and tries her best to correct wrongs.
no.1: man, i was so depressed last night.
no.2: Did you try to talk to Joyee?
no.1: nah, she called me up and asked me how i was going, like she was psychic
no.2: Wow, she's amazing
Joyee by immahotmuthafugga January 16, 2011
She’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. She’s always got my back and I got hers. She is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. She’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. She makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. She’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a Josée, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!
“Yo man Josée totally just made my day”
“Of course, that’s just what she does!”
Josée by Iworkforpizzatbh May 2, 2018
A very calm,loving girl she's unique, honest and caring. She honest but isn't afraid to speak facts. She's a forever
I love Jodeen she's honest
Jodeen by Realz.com November 14, 2018
is a breath of fresh spring air! Anyone that has anything bad to say about Jolee, doesn`t know her, or is jealous. Jolee is beautiful beyond compare inside and out. She has a kind, and gentil way that puts people at ease. When Jolee`s not around, the world is dark; her smile parts clouds, and brightens lives. She`s always a beaming ray of sunshine! Jolee`s my favorite name, because Jolee is my favorite person.
I caught this smile on my face from Jolee. Her smile`s contageous!
Jolee by live42day June 21, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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