Julia is an amazing person! she is outgoing and fun, everyone around her loves her! she is naturally flirty, and therefore has many men chasing her. she likes to party hard and joke around. she is the most amazing person on earth! i love Julia jofe!!!!
Marcus "oh my. see that real pretty girl over there?"
john "yeah, shes a real Julia Jofe"
Jofel is a combination name of her/his mother and father. Jofel is a unique name.
Jofel , if she's a girl then you are lucky to have her because she is a God's gift to you. She is one of a kind. Loyal, friendly, childish, faithful and God fearing.
smart, intelligent with charisma that attracts a variety of people. basically a likeable asshole.
Robert Downey Jr., Tony Stark, Christian Bale and Bill Maher are examples of jofer personified.
guy 1: I have a Korean girlfriend. She's limber. Remind me why I'm cooler than you geeks?
guy in crowd: JOFER! <shouted with anguish and pure jealousy>
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*