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A complete pussy who plays with feelings and is shit scared of lads called nelson
I heard jofe did a runner from nelson the other day
Jofe by J to the p June 8, 2020
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the sexiest cunt on the planet
girl: “i met a lad last night he was a real jofe🥵”
jofe by pumpernickel202 May 12, 2020
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jofe Jofee JOFEL jofer Jofesil Jofestuss Julia Jofe
The flesh of a chicken used as food.
1. Ehh, do you want some jofe tonight?
2. Have you seen the price of jofe recently? It's insane
3. It tastes like jofe.
Jofe by zanderwithaz July 23, 2024

Julia Jofe 

Julia is an amazing person! she is outgoing and fun, everyone around her loves her! she is naturally flirty, and therefore has many men chasing her. she likes to party hard and joke around. she is the most amazing person on earth! i love Julia jofe!!!!
Marcus "oh my. see that real pretty girl over there?"
john "yeah, shes a real Julia Jofe"
Jofel is a combination name of her/his mother and father. Jofel is a unique name.

Jofel , if she's a girl then you are lucky to have her because she is a God's gift to you. She is one of a kind. Loyal, friendly, childish, faithful and God fearing.

You can never imagine without Jofel in you life.

Rare
Jofel is kind and sincere
JOFEL by Byyy June 8, 2021
/yōfāˌsil/

noun

1. The elation arising from a friend enjoying something you recommended to them.

2. Exclamation of the joy arising from a friend enjoying stuff you like.

Origin: Acronym for: Joy Of Friend Enjoying Stuff I Like
1. I was filled with jofesil when my friend loved Firefly after I recommended it to them.
2. Jofesil!!
Jofesil by jofesil June 16, 2021
smart, intelligent with charisma that attracts a variety of people. basically a likeable asshole.
Robert Downey Jr., Tony Stark, Christian Bale and Bill Maher are examples of jofer personified.

guy 1: I have a Korean girlfriend. She's limber. Remind me why I'm cooler than you geeks?
guy in crowd: JOFER! <shouted with anguish and pure jealousy>
jofer by birdiegoflyby February 26, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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