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Perfect person thinks there flawed but there not.very hot but thinks there not.very funny nice caring and sweet you can talk to them about anything perfect person to marry
Person 1: you got a JoDee!?

Person 2:yeah i did!

Person 3: dont talk about them like there pokemon
JoDee by Something awesome August 20, 2016
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Joreens are kindhearted and straightforward girls who doesn’t really clique well with most girls and get brozoned by lots of guys which makes other girls jealous because joreens are close to guys ,along with Alexyas, whom they clique along very well to. Joreens may have low self esteems at times but it doesn’t stop them from being bright and cheerful girls. They are absolutely beautiful and they want everyone around them to feel good and happy. They put others before themselves and are very trustworthy.
Joreen and Alexya are best friends
joreen by DalianXiaolian April 23, 2018
If you are not sincere with your feelings, don't even try to get close to a Joleen. With those beautiful, penetrating eyes of hers, she can read exactly what is on your mind. She can easily make out your real intentions, so Don't Flirt. It will amount to insulting her and I assure you, insulting her is not at all good for your health. Even when her tone is soothing, her disposition kind and her smile generous, she can be planning the most powerful retaliation. When Joleen is insulted or gets hurt, her fury knows no bounds. The beauty of a Joleen is exceptional, mysterious and totally magnetic.
Joleen is fucking amazing. she's a 20 out of 10 and the perfect woman to be with.
Joleen by nml2 December 2, 2010

Joleen Thomas 

bruh you see that bitch , she's such a Joleen Thomas
Joleen Thomas by Duh vin March 5, 2019
A girl that not everybody adores, but she loves herself and doesn't need anybody else's shit.

One who's always crazy, but super-sweet. You'll love her, once you get to know her!
Person 1: You're friends with Jodee?
Person 2: Yeah, she's the best!
Jodee by MackDoesStuff March 9, 2017
rush of annoyance in someone that annoys the SHIT out of people and that person finds pleasure in it.

Someone has jodeina when they are being very annoying toward everyone that surrounds them and laughs at their desperation
"tienes la jodeina en high"
jodeina by juan ponce de leon December 1, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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