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Joesph Seed 

A despot that resides in Hope County, Montana. Leads the Project at Eden’s Gate cult and is considered crazy to all but his disciples. He will do anything to indoctrinate normal folk yet will consider himself the better man in every outcome; the ultimate hypocrite. He uses the drug cocktail he calls Bliss to bend people’s will and makes knife-tats on others to expose their sins. Also well-known for evading warrants and nuclear attacks.
Joesph Seed! I have a warrant for your arrest!

Fuck Joesph.
Joesph Seed by SharterStarter July 1, 2019
Joesph is a good guy who is the best friend or boyfriend if your lucky enough.He will hold your hand,shower you with kisses and maybe even slap your ass.HE is amazing at dancing and any other sport he is a great guy.
1:Did you see joesph today
2:yea
Joesph by Hhhejjeu April 26, 2017

Joesph Fox

A small monkey like creature that has sex with a pineapple. He is approximately 1.2ft and has a chode. He sucks of Sam Drew until Sam turns black (he is usually white as paper). Overall joe Fox is gay and is a fat woman.
Wow he just turned into a Joesph Fox
Joesph Fox by Fatsmack_34Op August 3, 2019

St Joesph by the Sea High School 

one of 7 high school located right off of hylan blvd on staten island in New York. this is the school where most rich kids go from the football feild. but not everyone is rich their are some kids who have low enough incomes to go their for free through some scholarship program, and there is a cheat for kids who come from divorced parents that pay a much lower fee because of child support fees. the school is very challenging so if u go there and ur not smart than u probably have rich parents paying to keep u there. it’s basically a college prep school but disguised as a catholic school. they do all of their work on iPads so whatever the latest ipad. sea has a bad rep of stuck up hoes going their but a majority of the girls are so nice. sea has an over the top athletics programs and has every sport like: football, basketball,

golf, tennis, sailing, hockey, and a few more that i just don’t know as well as the weirdest clubs like: robotics, italian club, something to do with a daily news and much more. they have a whole team of scientists who will observe you and help you do things like become faster, loose weight, gain muscle, etc.. and they have a chiropractor and some companys app that coaches use to track how much time you spend at their gym and on each piece of equipment it’s basically like having a personal trainer. overall it’s a great school and here’s some advice that the staff won’t tell you - once you get passed midterms it gets easier.
eighth grader- i can’t figure out which high school to go to

ninth grader- well there’s not many options tville is not a good education, csi is for weird kids, moore is on the north shore, all public schools besides tville are in bad neighborhoods, st joesph by the sea high school everyone says is to hard, u prob don’t want to go to an all boy/ all girl school, and tech is impossible to get into unless your russian or asian so good luck

joesph stalin 

leader of the ussr after lenins death. communist true commie. kinda like Jeremy Corbyn but bigger balls and not gay
best man ever
A = im finna shoot u in the name of the ussr
B = LONG LIVE JOESPH STALIN
Joesph the god of all anime and the enjoyer of using random japanese words! Let the almighty Joesph rein over us!
Joesph by Pathqwerty July 2, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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