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Joesph Seed 

A despot that resides in Hope County, Montana. Leads the Project at Eden’s Gate cult and is considered crazy to all but his disciples. He will do anything to indoctrinate normal folk yet will consider himself the better man in every outcome; the ultimate hypocrite. He uses the drug cocktail he calls Bliss to bend people’s will and makes knife-tats on others to expose their sins. Also well-known for evading warrants and nuclear attacks.
Joesph Seed! I have a warrant for your arrest!

Fuck Joesph.
Joesph Seed by SharterStarter July 1, 2019
Joesph is a good guy who is the best friend or boyfriend if your lucky enough.He will hold your hand,shower you with kisses and maybe even slap your ass.HE is amazing at dancing and any other sport he is a great guy.
1:Did you see joesph today
2:yea
Joesph by Hhhejjeu April 26, 2017

joeseph mother 

It’s just a longer version of joe mama

That’s it
That’s the whole thing
Go home
Real human 1:
Hey did you hear about joeseph?
Real human 2: no,who’s joeseph?
Real human 1: joeseph mother
Real human 2: *grabs all and shoots real human 1 in the stomach*
joeseph mother by Horrific gamer February 23, 2021
A very dicky person who will screw just about anything
Wow he just took my girlfriend he's a jospeh!!!
jospeh by McROck6667777 June 19, 2016

Joesph Fox

A small monkey like creature that has sex with a pineapple. He is approximately 1.2ft and has a chode. He sucks of Sam Drew until Sam turns black (he is usually white as paper). Overall joe Fox is gay and is a fat woman.
Wow he just turned into a Joesph Fox
Joesph Fox by Fatsmack_34Op August 3, 2019

St Joesph by the Sea High School 

one of 7 high school located right off of hylan blvd on staten island in New York. this is the school where most rich kids go from the football feild. but not everyone is rich their are some kids who have low enough incomes to go their for free through some scholarship program, and there is a cheat for kids who come from divorced parents that pay a much lower fee because of child support fees. the school is very challenging so if u go there and ur not smart than u probably have rich parents paying to keep u there. it’s basically a college prep school but disguised as a catholic school. they do all of their work on iPads so whatever the latest ipad. sea has a bad rep of stuck up hoes going their but a majority of the girls are so nice. sea has an over the top athletics programs and has every sport like: football, basketball,

golf, tennis, sailing, hockey, and a few more that i just don’t know as well as the weirdest clubs like: robotics, italian club, something to do with a daily news and much more. they have a whole team of scientists who will observe you and help you do things like become faster, loose weight, gain muscle, etc.. and they have a chiropractor and some companys app that coaches use to track how much time you spend at their gym and on each piece of equipment it’s basically like having a personal trainer. overall it’s a great school and here’s some advice that the staff won’t tell you - once you get passed midterms it gets easier.
eighth grader- i can’t figure out which high school to go to

ninth grader- well there’s not many options tville is not a good education, csi is for weird kids, moore is on the north shore, all public schools besides tville are in bad neighborhoods, st joesph by the sea high school everyone says is to hard, u prob don’t want to go to an all boy/ all girl school, and tech is impossible to get into unless your russian or asian so good luck
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