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Joesph, the

1) Being the big man.
2) An elaborate attempt to create a dazzling display of evasion and tactics taking up a great deal of time and effort (for both the on-looker and performer) only to end in utter and complete failure. Painful to watch in many cases.
Hiding out at a safe-house with a future-girlfriend only to be busted by your then current-girlfriend in a humilating scene in front of friends and onlookers.

Meg: Can I speak with you outside
Kev: he pulled a Joesph
Ed: Too fancy
C: anyone for orange juice?
Joe: sorry ed.
by foug January 17, 2005
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St Joesph by the Sea High School

one of 7 high school located right off of hylan blvd on staten island in New York. this is the school where most rich kids go from the football feild. but not everyone is rich their are some kids who have low enough incomes to go their for free through some scholarship program, and there is a cheat for kids who come from divorced parents that pay a much lower fee because of child support fees. the school is very challenging so if u go there and ur not smart than u probably have rich parents paying to keep u there. it’s basically a college prep school but disguised as a catholic school. they do all of their work on iPads so whatever the latest ipad. sea has a bad rep of stuck up hoes going their but a majority of the girls are so nice. sea has an over the top athletics programs and has every sport like: football, basketball,

golf, tennis, sailing, hockey, and a few more that i just don’t know as well as the weirdest clubs like: robotics, italian club, something to do with a daily news and much more. they have a whole team of scientists who will observe you and help you do things like become faster, loose weight, gain muscle, etc.. and they have a chiropractor and some companys app that coaches use to track how much time you spend at their gym and on each piece of equipment it’s basically like having a personal trainer. overall it’s a great school and here’s some advice that the staff won’t tell you - once you get passed midterms it gets easier.
eighth grader- i can’t figure out which high school to go to

ninth grader- well there’s not many options tville is not a good education, csi is for weird kids, moore is on the north shore, all public schools besides tville are in bad neighborhoods, st joesph by the sea high school everyone says is to hard, u prob don’t want to go to an all boy/ all girl school, and tech is impossible to get into unless your russian or asian so good luck
by catholicgallad August 16, 2019
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The Joseph Effect

Joseph Effect - a phenomenon that makes us question even the skill of ourselves. In February 2022, the famed New York Times crossword puzzle made it the theme, and defined it as, "a hex that enables terrible teammates of Joseph's recyclable plastic elo, to que up in your match, while allowing enemies of your higher silver-gold elo to connect as well, creating an unbalanced game that makes you question your capabilities as a player"
Man, we got shit on this game, I think I might be getting worse...
Nah bro it's just the Joseph Effect.
by Lingulini February 14, 2022
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The Noobs and Joseph Show

The Noobs And Joseph Show is a ROBLOX talkshow created on June 29th of 2019 by the users j_osephx and Noobs4ProsYT, and sunnynxtes. The original show and lobby was built by the user Rhylism, but was soon to be updated and revamped by donuteter2, ccletus, wolfgirl, AS0LN, and some parts scripted by j_osephx. As of now, TN&J is still on going, and being updated. TN&J has it's own discord server, that was destroyed by a salty administrator, and remade again. TN&J has a friendly community, (mostly filled up with Flamingo's viewers), and a large administration team.
"Wanna go to TN&J, it's the best show on ROBLOX!"
"Greetings, welcome to The Noobs And Joseph Show. My name is REDACTED and I hope you have a wonderful time!"
"The Noobs And Joseph Show is really good!
by sunny the gacha crusader November 2, 2020
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The Joseph Rule

If you didn't Cum, it didn't count. Therefore participating in sexual activity when in a relationship without cumming is not cheating.
John: "Man, she sucked me up last night"

Tim: "So you cheated on your girlfriend?"

John: "Naw, the Joseph Rule was in effect."
by Wrist Band Man December 12, 2010
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Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon Church

Joseph Smith, Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!
Joseph smith the founder of the mormon church is gay, i love southpark
by 123454321123454321 August 27, 2006
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