6 definitions by 123454321123454321

Avril Lavinge

Okay Deuchbags! listen up. sure avril Lavignes music sucks the bag, but it isn't aimed at you. sure she is a piece of shit little poser who can't sing or play, and decided to write a song about homelessness because she spent a week in New York and Saw a bum on Gunhill, but unless your a prepubescent girl, you need to get on with your life.

Avril Lavinge is for twelve year olds, so try focusing your energy on getting a job, or ripping on a band aimed for your age group

by 123454321123454321 August 28, 2006

Highway to hell

a cheap poser anthem used to convert sleazy fans of bon jovi's latest album into "metal fans" really just a shitty song involving little to no talent to play

Poser: highway to hell is the second best song ever
normal person: whats the best
Poser: have a nice day, By bon Jovi
normal person: kiss my ass, douchebag

by 123454321123454321 August 28, 2006

billie joe armstrong

Billie Joe Armstrong Cannot Sing, he does not Play his Guitar solos live, or i doubt on the record. greenday has a fourth guy whom no one talks too. he just plays guitar, takes his paycheck and shuts up. i recently read a guitar magasin in which american idiot actually placed relatively well on the top 100 guitar albums of all time. after i went on the website to complain, i saw that they were ashamed of this fact, and decided not to. oh yeah, and all you stupid 13 year old prostitots who think ur cool by screaming about Billie Joe Bieng your Mantasy, grow up!

Billie Joe Armstrong And his band of morons all suck at their respective instruments, and should burn in hell

by 123454321123454321 August 28, 2006

Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon Church

Joseph Smith, Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!

Joseph smith the founder of the mormon church is gay, i love southpark

by 123454321123454321 August 28, 2006

NWA

The Coolest Rap Group Ever. Easy-E is the coolest rapper ever except Flava Flav. huge proprieters of gangsta rap, however, like rage against the machine and Axl Rose Ice Cube and Dre's heads got a bit too big

i like NWA, but i dont like how Ice Cube is in Kiddie Movies, or how Dre has anal sex with Eminem

by 123454321123454321 August 28, 2006

ac/dc

A shitty little quartet from like Australia or some shit like that. the lead singer sounds like a cat getting raped, the drums only go bum-chick bum-chick, and Angus young cannot play guitar! thats right all you stupid motherfuckers with your "SG" knockoffs made by some chink in a fuckin sweatshop for three dollars an hour. get a Job, please! get a real guitar hero, like one who can play more than two powerchords and a hackneyed solo. on my list of credible guitarists, he ranks second last, only to avril lafuckingvigne! AC/DC does not stand for Antichrist Devil Children, the lightning bolt is gay and Thunderstruck and Highway to Hell are just poser anthems for 12-15 year old kids who want to like heavy metal, but cant handle Maiden, Sabbath, Priest or even bands with a less harder edge like Guns N Roses.

all of AC/DC songs sound the same, except maybe the stuff on back in black. posers like them cuz they cant handle real music. the next step for them is Led Zep and GNR, who even though are great bands, they aren't heavy metal.
oh yeah and i bet you little jobless cunts dont even know what an SG is! get a life you faggots

by 123454321123454321 August 28, 2006