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Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.
friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok
Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020
Related Words
Joery • joe ryan • joergen • Jery • Joely • joelynn • joeray • joerg • Joeriah • joerome
Joergen was a horse of pewdiepie
pls joergen dont teleport away again and stay with pewd
Joergen by Pewdiepie's horse July 8, 2019

Joey Trap 

The most underrated nigga alive. He is one of the best rappers in existence, and he likes cartoons so it's a bonus.
Random bitch: Did you hear about how the two best Joey Trap albums got taken off of Spotify?
Random dick: Yah, I know! Someone needs to fire the niggas who removed them
A beautiful horse That pwediepie has. Joergan dies in a wall one day and so Joergan #2 had to come in and make pewdiepie happier.
“Joergan was like a father to me. I loved him like a son.”
Joergan by Frilkmilk July 7, 2019
A kind-hearted and genuine horse that sadly went missing.
Joergen sadly went missing, and is now presumed dead.
Joergen by Bairgh O L'Gharigh July 5, 2019

Joey Diaz 

A hilarious comedian born in Cuba and raised in New Jersey. Known for his over-the-top style of comedy and vivid imagery, Joey Diaz is a comic who has a joke for everyone. Endless stories about his cocaine days and growing up in Jersey and Colorado have legendary status. His vernacular is one of a kind and will make you feel as if you're a character on "The Sopranos". Considered by some to be the funniest man alive, it won't hurt to check some of his specials out or even his podcast called "The Church of What's Happening Now" (Uncle Joey's Joint as of 2020).
"Last night I watched one of Joey Diaz's podcasts, I couldn't hold my laughter for more than a minute at a time."
Joey Diaz by navajodave69 November 11, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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