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jokeasaurus 

A hockey player that goes to school for five years. Plays defense, but never really was any good at it. Usually has friends who are wrestlers and hates small children. A jokeasaurus thinks Connecticut is far superior to any other state in the U.S.
Guy 1: You see that tall lanky dude over there with the glasses on?

Guy 2: You mean jokeasaurus?
jokeasaurus by ahc5035 June 21, 2010

joshasaurus 

massively drunk raging homosexual that passes out drunk in his own semen, spit, and urine.
He only had two drinks but he's already acting like joshasaurus!
joshasaurus by AlecISafag June 17, 2008

Japasaurus 

A feisty, aggravated asian person. can be both a boy and a girl.
I was very attracted to that Japasaurus

jordasaurus 

An intelligent, feral creature of unknown origin. They are known to roar and bite at any sign of provocation, but become tame when provided with coffee.
The jordasaurus ripped his arm off after he spilt her coffee
jordasaurus by wittiest December 1, 2021

jontasaurus 

A person so fat, they could beat Big Chungus in hand to hand combat
Wow, look at him!
He must be a jontasaurus
jontasaurus by Jontasaurus October 16, 2020

Joshasaurus Rex 

The best best best friend everrr<3 hes lik so fckin awesome & hawt/sexii/cute :]
hahahahaha but i love him<3
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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