jokeasaurus 

A hockey player that goes to school for five years. Plays defense, but never really was any good at it. Usually has friends who are wrestlers and hates small children. A jokeasaurus thinks Connecticut is far superior to any other state in the U.S.

Guy 1: You see that tall lanky dude over there with the glasses on?

Guy 2: You mean jokeasaurus?

jokeasaurus by ahc5035 June 21, 2010

Wokeasaurus 

This is someone who prides themselves on their Leftist politics and is Anti - guns, police, constitution, white and religion.

Berkeley is the home of the Wokeasaurus!

Wokeasaurus by I, Wreckerrr March 11, 2021

Joepasaurus 

Joepasaurus: (noun) (Joe-Pa-sore-us) a narcissistic fossil who overstays his welcome.

If Hef isn't careful he'll turn into another Joepasaurus....just like Carlin.

Econ 102 is a breeze. Professor Tenure is a board certified Joepasaurus.

Joepasaurus by Anonysaurus March 30, 2008

joshasaurus 

massively drunk raging homosexual that passes out drunk in his own semen, spit, and urine.

He only had two drinks but he's already acting like joshasaurus!

joshasaurus by AlecISafag June 17, 2008

jordasaurus 

An intelligent, feral creature of unknown origin. They are known to roar and bite at any sign of provocation, but become tame when provided with coffee.

The jordasaurus ripped his arm off after he spilt her coffee

jordasaurus by wittiest December 1, 2021

jontasaurus 

A person so fat, they could beat Big Chungus in hand to hand combat

Wow, look at him!
He must be a jontasaurus

jontasaurus by Jontasaurus October 16, 2020

Joshasaurus Rex 

The best best best friend everrr<3 hes lik so fckin awesome & hawt/sexii/cute :]
hahahahaha but i love him<3

I <3 Joshasaurus Rex

Joshasaurus Rex by Monster.Addict October 9, 2008