jontasaurus

A person so fat, they could beat Big Chungus in hand to hand combat

Wow, look at him!
He must be a jontasaurus

by Jontasaurus October 16, 2020

jontasaurus

A person so fat, they could beat Big Chungus in hand to hand combat

Wow look at him!
He must be a jontasaurus

by Jontasaurus October 16, 2020

jenkasaurus

HLN and Trutv reporter Jean Casarez when her name is said by red-faced clown Nancy Grace.

"And now out to Jenkasaurus, reporter for In Session on Trutv".

by hidinginaholesomewhereusa June 16, 2011

jokeasaurus

A hockey player that goes to school for five years. Plays defense, but never really was any good at it. Usually has friends who are wrestlers and hates small children. A jokeasaurus thinks Connecticut is far superior to any other state in the U.S.

Guy 1: You see that tall lanky dude over there with the glasses on?

Guy 2: You mean jokeasaurus?

by ahc5035 June 21, 2010

Joepasaurus

Joepasaurus: (noun) (Joe-Pa-sore-us) a narcissistic fossil who overstays his welcome.

If Hef isn't careful he'll turn into another Joepasaurus....just like Carlin.

Econ 102 is a breeze. Professor Tenure is a board certified Joepasaurus.

by Anonysaurus March 30, 2008

joshasaurus

massively drunk raging homosexual that passes out drunk in his own semen, spit, and urine.

He only had two drinks but he's already acting like joshasaurus!

by AlecISafag June 17, 2008

jordasaurus

An intelligent, feral creature of unknown origin. They are known to roar and bite at any sign of provocation, but become tame when provided with coffee.

The jordasaurus ripped his arm off after he spilt her coffee

by wittiest December 1, 2021