A hockey player that goes to school for five years. Plays defense, but never really was any good at it. Usually has friends who are wrestlers and hates small children. A jokeasaurus thinks Connecticut is far superior to any other state in the U.S.

Guy 1: You see that tall lanky dude over there with the glasses on?

Guy 2: You mean jokeasaurus?

jokeasaurus by ahc5035 June 21, 2010

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Joepasaurus

Joepasaurus: (noun) (Joe-Pa-sore-us) a narcissistic fossil who overstays his welcome.

If Hef isn't careful he'll turn into another Joepasaurus....just like Carlin.

Econ 102 is a breeze. Professor Tenure is a board certified Joepasaurus.

Joepasaurus by Anonysaurus March 30, 2008

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joshasaurus

massively drunk raging homosexual that passes out drunk in his own semen, spit, and urine.

He only had two drinks but he's already acting like joshasaurus!

joshasaurus by AlecISafag June 17, 2008

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jordasaurus

An intelligent, feral creature of unknown origin. They are known to roar and bite at any sign of provocation, but become tame when provided with coffee.

The jordasaurus ripped his arm off after he spilt her coffee

jordasaurus by wittiest December 1, 2021

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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