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disc jockeying
A form of female masturbation.
A female will rub her clitoris in a circular motion, resembling a DJ, or disc jockey.
A female will rub her clitoris in a circular motion, resembling a DJ, or disc jockey.
Dude, I was going to my girlfriends house, and when i got inside i found her disc jockeying it on the couch.
disc jockeying by washiger August 18, 2007
Eren Jaegering it
I need to end it with this girl but I don't want to tell her, I'm just going to have to Eren Jaeger it.
*Proceeds to make himself seem like an asshole until she ends things with him first*
Eren Jaegering it.
*Proceeds to make himself seem like an asshole until she ends things with him first*
Eren Jaegering it.
Eren Jaegering it by coopydog August 24, 2021
Jaegering
Noun: Jaeger (pron. jayger)
Verb: Jaegering (pron. jaygering)
Usually when intoxicated, but not limited to, the act of Jaegering is to randomly lay down on the floor.
This can either be face down or flat on your back with limbs generally extended outwards.
It is not known why a person choose to Jaegar; most likely for a bit of cheeky relaxation during an alcohol fuelled evening.
Jaegaring can often result in being escorted from the establishment of the floor you've chosen to lay upon.
Verb: Jaegering (pron. jaygering)
Usually when intoxicated, but not limited to, the act of Jaegering is to randomly lay down on the floor.
This can either be face down or flat on your back with limbs generally extended outwards.
It is not known why a person choose to Jaegar; most likely for a bit of cheeky relaxation during an alcohol fuelled evening.
Jaegaring can often result in being escorted from the establishment of the floor you've chosen to lay upon.
pencil jockeying
when an overpaid lawyer deliberately manipulates paperwork so that a client is dismissed of his/her charges and walks away from a situation that they were guilty of.
pencil jockeying by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009
jongering
jongering by The Monopoly Guy March 24, 2003
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