Making yourself seem like the bad guy at the benefit of everyone involved in the situation.
I need to end it with this girl but I don't want to tell her, I'm just going to have to Eren Jaeger it.
*Proceeds to make himself seem like an asshole until she ends things with him first*
Eren Jaegering it.
Usually when intoxicated, but not limited to, the act of Jaegering is to randomly lay down on the floor.
This can either be face down or flat on your back with limbs generally extended outwards.
It is not known why a person choose to Jaegar; most likely for a bit of cheeky relaxation during an alcohol fuelled evening.
Jaegaring can often result in being escorted from the establishment of the floor you've chosen to lay upon.
Girl: Hey, have you seen that girl on the dance floor?
Guy: Yeah, she's doing a spot of Jaegering.
Girl: I know, I see her here a lot. She loves to Jaeger!
Guy: Uh oh, the bouncer's are throwing her out.
when an overpaid lawyer deliberately manipulates paperwork so that a client is dismissed of his/her charges and walks away from a situation that they were guilty of.
Can you believe all the pencil jockeying that goes on in the american judicial system today?