Joekering 

The act of hitting something or someone with your breast. Preferable breaking it.

Wow the was she's joekering that watermelon with her boob is really amazing

Joekering by Ro0ske January 6, 2017

disc jockeying 

A form of female masturbation.

A female will rub her clitoris in a circular motion, resembling a DJ, or disc jockey.

Dude, I was going to my girlfriends house, and when i got inside i found her disc jockeying it on the couch.

disc jockeying by washiger August 18, 2007

Eren Jaegering it 

Making yourself seem like the bad guy at the benefit of everyone involved in the situation.

I need to end it with this girl but I don't want to tell her, I'm just going to have to Eren Jaeger it.
*Proceeds to make himself seem like an asshole until she ends things with him first*
Eren Jaegering it.

Eren Jaegering it by coopydog August 24, 2021

jokering 

To laugh even when it isn't funny; also, to laugh when no one else gets your joke....

Bob sure laughs at his own jokes a lot...
yeah, he's 'jokering' it

jokering by Tfurth July 31, 2018

Jaegering 

Noun: Jaeger (pron. jayger)
Verb: Jaegering (pron. jaygering)

Usually when intoxicated, but not limited to, the act of Jaegering is to randomly lay down on the floor.

This can either be face down or flat on your back with limbs generally extended outwards.

It is not known why a person choose to Jaegar; most likely for a bit of cheeky relaxation during an alcohol fuelled evening.

Jaegaring can often result in being escorted from the establishment of the floor you've chosen to lay upon.

Girl: Hey, have you seen that girl on the dance floor?
Guy: Yeah, she's doing a spot of Jaegering.
Girl: I know, I see her here a lot. She loves to Jaeger!
Guy: Uh oh, the bouncer's are throwing her out.

Jaegering by Lil-B December 6, 2012

pencil jockeying 

when an overpaid lawyer deliberately manipulates paperwork so that a client is dismissed of his/her charges and walks away from a situation that they were guilty of.

Can you believe all the pencil jockeying that goes on in the american judicial system today?

pencil jockeying by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009

jongering 

see fags

jongering by The Monopoly Guy March 24, 2003