jockeying
verb. Doing a line of coke off another man's boner. This can be either the giving or the receiving type.
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Jockeying
When your wrap your legs around a women's waist from behind her, lick up her neck, and slowly shove your tongue down her ear, whilst riding her like a jockey from left for dead 2
"nah dude, don't talk to that bitch, I heard she let a dude 'jockey' her and record it bro"
"Did you end up smashing that girl last night"
"Yeah bro I was jockeying the fuck out that bitch"
"Did you end up smashing that girl last night"
"Yeah bro I was jockeying the fuck out that bitch"
Jockeying by Skinny White Pimpin May 24, 2020
Related Words
jockeying • Camel jockeying • disc jockeying • pencil jockeying • jockying • jocking • Joeying • jacketing • jokering • Jackeling
disc jockeying
A form of female masturbation.
A female will rub her clitoris in a circular motion, resembling a DJ, or disc jockey.
A female will rub her clitoris in a circular motion, resembling a DJ, or disc jockey.
Dude, I was going to my girlfriends house, and when i got inside i found her disc jockeying it on the couch.
disc jockeying by washiger August 18, 2007
pencil jockeying
when an overpaid lawyer deliberately manipulates paperwork so that a client is dismissed of his/her charges and walks away from a situation that they were guilty of.
pencil jockeying by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009
jocking my style
jocking my style by Wishful Thinking October 7, 2005
Jacketing off
When a male tricks onlookers into thinking that his hands are in his jacket together (interlocking the ends of both sleeve holes) while simultaneously using one arm to jack it hard.
Female Onlooker : OMG, look at Lyle, he is so Jacketing off right now in the corner.
Male Onlooker: No I don't think so, he's just really cold and has both his sleeves connecting to keep in the warmth.
Male Onlooker: No I don't think so, he's just really cold and has both his sleeves connecting to keep in the warmth.
Jacketing off by Chocodiles August 17, 2012
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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