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Jokering
Jokering by Boykisser Fagass II October 21, 2023
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jokering • Joekering • jokerin • jokerino • Joketingering • Jowering • joke ting • joke-ing • Joke-ling • Joke Wingman
jokerin
jokerin by Andrew Ramirez October 25, 2003
Jowering
The act of showering fully clothed while jumping rope. There must be at least 2 midgets, a can of french style green beans, and a 9 iron present when the jowering takes place. Perhaps the most successful way to please a woman, jowering has been known to make women climax simply upon mentioning it.
Spencer: Yo why are those two midgets here.
Josh: I was thinking about jowering later.
Spencer: Oh word. You mind if I join you??
Josh: No not at all, by all means, hoss.
Nicole: I think i just came, twice...
Josh: I was thinking about jowering later.
Spencer: Oh word. You mind if I join you??
Josh: No not at all, by all means, hoss.
Nicole: I think i just came, twice...
Jowering by Sterling Forester February 17, 2010
Joekering
Joketingering
When someone says something with meaning, and then realizes they regret saying in. In attempt to pull back they might say this was a joke or i didn't mean that.
Suzan - Fuck you
Anyone else - Thats kinda gay
Suzan - Not like that, i was Joketingering
(Suzan is horny, thats exactly what it, it being Suzan, means)
Anyone else - Thats kinda gay
Suzan - Not like that, i was Joketingering
(Suzan is horny, thats exactly what it, it being Suzan, means)
Joketingering by Weallfun December 23, 2020
jokerino
jokerino by yourstrulywonderpets March 2, 2021
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