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Jaegering 

Noun: Jaeger (pron. jayger)
Verb: Jaegering (pron. jaygering)

Usually when intoxicated, but not limited to, the act of Jaegering is to randomly lay down on the floor.

This can either be face down or flat on your back with limbs generally extended outwards.

It is not known why a person choose to Jaegar; most likely for a bit of cheeky relaxation during an alcohol fuelled evening.

Jaegaring can often result in being escorted from the establishment of the floor you've chosen to lay upon.
Girl: Hey, have you seen that girl on the dance floor?
Guy: Yeah, she's doing a spot of Jaegering.
Girl: I know, I see her here a lot. She loves to Jaeger!
Guy: Uh oh, the bouncer's are throwing her out.
Jaegering by Lil-B December 6, 2012
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Eren Jaegering it 

Making yourself seem like the bad guy at the benefit of everyone involved in the situation.
I need to end it with this girl but I don't want to tell her, I'm just going to have to Eren Jaeger it.
*Proceeds to make himself seem like an asshole until she ends things with him first*
Eren Jaegering it.
Eren Jaegering it by coopydog August 24, 2021

Jaegerist 

Jaegerists is a rebel faction supported by civilians and former soldiers from the Paradis military. Their goal was initially to reunite Eren Yeager with his half-brother Zeke
I support Eren Jaeger's ideals i'm a Jaegerist

jabbering 

The action of running ones mouth aimlessly about no important topic
Tom was jabbering to megan
jabbering by Macetom1122 March 2, 2017

Mick Jaggering

The act of fathering or claiming to have fathered numerous children with many estranged women. (especially prevalent with musicians)

Named for the infamous Mick Jagger
- Hey man have you seen Billy latey?
- No. I heard he's been Mick Jaggering with a bunch of groupies
Mick Jaggering by BlackjackII January 28, 2008
Basically chilling, relaxing, sleeping or doing whatever you want without stress and pressure.
British Person: Alright mate?
Normal Person: Hey, I'm not feeling too good right now.
British Person: Bro you gotta start jaering. Chill yourself!
Normal Person: Alright, I'll try.
Jaering by Bonzeko October 9, 2020

Juggering 

The process of defecating and ejaculating into a cloth hammock, then swinging it round and smacking people in the face with it. It is seen as immensely erotic and is catching on as the new sexual fad.
Person 1: Dude, you up for tonight?
Person 2: Na, sorry, I'm gonna do a bit of juggering tonight.
Person 1: Who?
Person 2: That cunt down the road