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Limp-dick, erectile dysfunction, usually related to being either asexual or in more recent instances linked to anti-depressants.
I tried to sleep with George the other night but he had a joofus.
joofus by Mrs. S February 23, 2008
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JoeFu • Joesus • Joefessin • joefis • joefuck • Joefundo • joegus • joenus • joeussy • joofus
The divine power in the religion of Joesism.
Moo to show your respect.

Also known as Joe from Your Turn to Die in a Jesus costume.
Friend: MOO!
You: Wtf are you doing?
Friend: I’m showing my respect to Joesus.
You: Aight bet. MOO!
Joesus by Keesws3469 April 4, 2022

Joefundo 

A woman that is not necessarily ugly, but looks like a man.

It is in violation of the Guy code not to, when witnessing one of these creatures in the presence of friends of any gender, say "joefundo" and do the motion described below.

Simply look down at your crotch.
Watching the view with your girlfriend and your guy friend walks into the room and sees the TV.

Guy B: Whoa, dude.... who is that?
Guy A: Looks at Guy B.
Guy B: Nods.
Both: Joefundo (Both proceed to do the "Joefundo" motion)
Joefundo by Ds14 October 23, 2006
The art of agreeing with whoever is nearby so you never have to have an opinion of your own, as pioneered by Joe Rogan.
Hey Jamie, did you see how Joe Rogan perfectly deployed his JoeFu to agree with one guest saying covid-19 isn't real and another saying we should get vaccinated, all within 24 hours?
Your average, everyday guy, who thinks he's the Messiah. But he's not.
Girl 1: Did you see what Bobby just did???
Girl 2: I know! You'd think that he thinks he's the son of god or something!
Girl 1: What a Joesus!
Joesus by Tory 2 B+ August 6, 2008
When your betta fish evolves into a squirtal and then into a hermit crab all with in 6 weeks.
Named after the infameous Joseph.
My Beta went through its Joefis stage!
joefis by Krisfis April 23, 2008
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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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