Joefus

Amazing person. He can be a bit loud at times, but that's what makes personality better. He is always nice to everyone.

"Oh my god, Joefus is so nice!"

by Qpplebottomee June 12, 2022

joofus

Limp-dick, erectile dysfunction, usually related to being either asexual or in more recent instances linked to anti-depressants.

I tried to sleep with George the other night but he had a joofus.

by Mrs. S February 23, 2008

Joesus

The divine power in the religion of Joesism.
Moo to show your respect.

Also known as Joe from Your Turn to Die in a Jesus costume.

Friend: MOO!
You: Wtf are you doing?
Friend: I’m showing my respect to Joesus.
You: Aight bet. MOO!

by Keesws3469 April 4, 2022

Joefundo

A woman that is not necessarily ugly, but looks like a man.

It is in violation of the Guy code not to, when witnessing one of these creatures in the presence of friends of any gender, say "joefundo" and do the motion described below.

Simply look down at your crotch.

Watching the view with your girlfriend and your guy friend walks into the room and sees the TV.

Guy B: Whoa, dude.... who is that?
Guy A: Looks at Guy B.
Guy B: Nods.
Both: Joefundo (Both proceed to do the "Joefundo" motion)

by Ds14 October 23, 2006

JoeFu

The art of agreeing with whoever is nearby so you never have to have an opinion of your own, as pioneered by Joe Rogan.

Hey Jamie, did you see how Joe Rogan perfectly deployed his JoeFu to agree with one guest saying covid-19 isn't real and another saying we should get vaccinated, all within 24 hours?

by Bob's cock and ball torture April 29, 2021

Joesus

Your average, everyday guy, who thinks he's the Messiah. But he's not.

Girl 1: Did you see what Bobby just did???
Girl 2: I know! You'd think that he thinks he's the son of god or something!
Girl 1: What a Joesus!

by Tory 2 B+ August 6, 2008

joefis

When your betta fish evolves into a squirtal and then into a hermit crab all with in 6 weeks.
Named after the infameous Joseph.

My Beta went through its Joefis stage!

by Krisfis April 23, 2008