joefis
When your betta fish evolves into a squirtal and then into a hermit crab all with in 6 weeks.
Named after the infameous Joseph.
Named after the infameous Joseph.
Words you can keep
Joeist
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joefis • Joe Fish • Joe Fishbowl • Joeism • Joeyism • joeist • joeispretty • Joetism • jobfished • Joedism
joelissa
The girl everyone wants. Kind hearted & She the prettiest baddest bitch out there! She's will make you the happiest ever and treat you how you should be if you truly mean something to her. Don't get it twisted with a joelissa she is very fierce as well. Bring her to your parents they will fall in love with her. She is very smart and Carrys herself well. Everyone's dream girl. If you have a joelissa in your life your one lucky person. Oh and did I mention she has a great sense of humor and great body! Like Beyoncé says put a ring on it!
joeissuchahoar
the term for anyone who believes the word whore is spelt hoar
origin: in a mass movement on Facebook as a result of a boy spelling hoar incorrectly, the movement resulted in people posting #joeissuchahoar on said boy's timeline in a bid to raise money for charity. For each person that posted, a pound was donated to a local charity. It has resulted in the term joeissuchahoar being used to refer to anyone who mis-spells whore as hoar. Hoar actually refers to the adjective for a whitish-grey colour.
origin: in a mass movement on Facebook as a result of a boy spelling hoar incorrectly, the movement resulted in people posting #joeissuchahoar on said boy's timeline in a bid to raise money for charity. For each person that posted, a pound was donated to a local charity. It has resulted in the term joeissuchahoar being used to refer to anyone who mis-spells whore as hoar. Hoar actually refers to the adjective for a whitish-grey colour.
joeissuchahoar by Beri64 November 3, 2012
Joelisa
People named Joelisa are so beautiful. They are funny and amazing people. You would be lucky to find a Joelisa. They know how to make your day and make you laugh.
Joelisa by Hello Joelisa October 27, 2020
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026