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Fool somebody without them knowing or when you tell your friend a random word and when they say who? or what? you tell them another word that surprises them and then they feel embarrassed and they feel fooled but some times it can make them sad. But the word you say after they say who? or what? has to make sense like when say 'joe' it is similar to 'your' so you can say , 'joe mother' but this can make them sad because the person's mother might be dead so be careful for what you say. You can say some thing better like ' joe money' the person could be successful and he might find it funny and kind.The word you say first is like joe and candice has to make sense like candice sounds like can this. You can say some thing else other than joe and candice
noun : 'Have you heard that Tom joenussed Jessica and now she is going to tell her parents.'
verb : ' hey Omar have you heard of candice?'

' whos candice?'

' candice wallet fit all of your money you got from your successful job'

past tense of joenus is joenussed
present tense of joenus is joenusses
joenus by mohamedobamaiskindadxrk February 19, 2022
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Jonus Bonus 

An iteration of the well-known Shocker maneuver. While applying the Shocker, you mad add the Jonus Bonus (aka Jo-Bo) by tickling the females clit with a flicking of the thumb. The strength and severity of the tickling depends solely on the dirtyness (and to some extent) size of the girl.
Dude, she was really feelin it so I slipped her the Jonus Bonus. It was grade A brah!
Jonus Bonus by thatjgirl January 19, 2010
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joenus • jenus • Jenushan • jenussy • joenes • Joeness • Joesus • jonus • Jaenus • Jenusan
A Jaenus belongs to the Korean Deity Kim Jaejoong (lead singer of top Asian group TVXQ who crash landed on Earth from his home planet, also named Jaenus, after hearing the call of Yundick).

A Jaenus is a deep never ending cavern similar to that of a Limestone cave. The Jaenus has moist pink walls and exudes a strawberry essence. Jaenus is known for being inhabited nearly 24/7 by none other than Yundick aka Anaconda Wang.

A Jaenus is the 8th World Wonder, known for its oxymoronic qualities, such as being a wide expanse that one can crawl into, yet being very tight and "form fitting" at the same time.

A Jaenus also enjoys being filled with various objects, from Anacondas to spiders to the infamous mystery "jellies".
"Wow, the Jaenus is quite pliant today." "Yeah, I think Yundick just finished with it."

"The Jaenus is responding to the call of Yundick. Look at it clench!"
Jaenus by JJLuver33 October 14, 2011
The divine power in the religion of Joesism.
Moo to show your respect.

Also known as Joe from Your Turn to Die in a Jesus costume.
Friend: MOO!
You: Wtf are you doing?
Friend: I’m showing my respect to Joesus.
You: Aight bet. MOO!
Joesus by Keesws3469 April 4, 2022
A little duck, or a person who does not sleep but at the same time sleeps too much. This person lives in a perpetual state of being adorable and juju. The Weeknd's biggest fan. Has to live with accidentally being called Jesus by the substitute teacher their entire life. Not a combination of Jesus and Anus. Also may be referred to as "Juju" as the two terms are interchangeable.
Substitute Teacher: Jesus?
Jenus: it's actually "Jenus"
Jenus by Fkin right January 25, 2019
Jenushan is a typical short,black,stinky bitch that always refuses to go to the gym because he hates loosin all that fat he is carrying around all day.
He is usually a dark skinned Sri Lankan man that stinks like absolute SHIT.
Everybody hates a Jenushan and thats a fact.There is no person on earth that could survive listening to a single word this man says without wanting to blow their BRAINS out.
We hate all Jenushans.
Luhsanny-Eww who is that ugly ahh jit

Franko-I bet he is a Jenushan..what a fucking faggot lmao.
Jenushan by LUHSHUSH May 30, 2022
OCL can buff my fuckin' jonus.
jonus by Starrbarr September 29, 2005
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