Definitions by Ds14
profundo
An interjection used when one sees rather scrumptious looking bootay, tittay, or coochay.
Means nothing unless both hands, open, with fingers straight, are held above the head, arms slightly bent and in a narrow Y shape.
Means nothing unless both hands, open, with fingers straight, are held above the head, arms slightly bent and in a narrow Y shape.
Fundo
Used to describe a woman that is "so-so".
Means nothing unless hands, with fingers straight, are to one's side, with elbows locked. When one is in this position, they will look as if they are in a military attention position.
Means nothing unless hands, with fingers straight, are to one's side, with elbows locked. When one is in this position, they will look as if they are in a military attention position.
Joefundo
A woman that is not necessarily ugly, but looks like a man.
It is in violation of the Guy code not to, when witnessing one of these creatures in the presence of friends of any gender, say "joefundo" and do the motion described below.
Simply look down at your crotch.
It is in violation of the Guy code not to, when witnessing one of these creatures in the presence of friends of any gender, say "joefundo" and do the motion described below.
Simply look down at your crotch.
Nofundo
A straight up ugly ass hoe. May be fat as a cow or ugly as dirty uncle bobby's penis.
When one encounters a "Nofundo" while accompanied by friends of any gender, they must say "Nofundo" and make the hand motion described below. Not doing this is a violation of the guy code section 4.A.XIII, paragraph 8, line 6.
Arms must make a crossing motion and head must be turned side to side as if saying "no". Very similar to the "You're out" motion.
When one encounters a "Nofundo" while accompanied by friends of any gender, they must say "Nofundo" and make the hand motion described below. Not doing this is a violation of the guy code section 4.A.XIII, paragraph 8, line 6.
Arms must make a crossing motion and head must be turned side to side as if saying "no". Very similar to the "You're out" motion.