joegus

a mix between joe (from who's joe) and amogus. both extremely cringe and unfunny. nowadays refers to an autistic/retarded/black 12 year old who's stuck behind in the 2015s.

balls: oh fuck is that leon the retard?
deep: the fucking joegus? yes apparently
balls: cool

by dunecoon_ April 6, 2022

Jegus

Troll Jesus. That's all it is.

CG: W3 H4V3 TH3 B3ST TROLL JEGUS.

by candyCrab April 3, 2017

Jongus

Northern English slang-term for an overweight middle age man with a tendency to sleep with younger, teenage women.

Person 1: "I heard he slept with an 18 year old the other night.."

Person 2: "yeah he's a jongus"

by Brian The Pirate February 14, 2022

Jogus

A Jogus is someone who wants the worst for you in life for no apparent reason.

*woman walks away*

"I hope she dies a horrible death"

"Why do you have to be such a Jogus?"

by Muddy Mage November 15, 2022

joegumentative

A joegument is an argument only made out of boredom and amusement and a keen sense of mischief

Joe: "I definitely have the biggest screen on my mac"
Jonny: "But they are identical"

This is a joegument. = Joegumentative

by Joseph Dreamcoat March 4, 2011

Joegasm

State of euphoria obtained while performing soft tissue rolling and or stretching. Includes a creamy, sticky substance ejaculating from the schlong.

Huahhohaaa I just joegasmed in my pants

by Jalapenis pecker February 10, 2010

jorgus

A man who is desperately trying to find the meaning of the word sex.

sup jorgus

by jorgus July 17, 2020