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CG: W3 H4V3 TH3 B3ST TROLL JEGUS.
Jegus by candyCrab April 3, 2017
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Northern English slang-term for an overweight middle age man with a tendency to sleep with younger, teenage women.
Person 1: "I heard he slept with an 18 year old the other night.."

Person 2: "yeah he's a jongus"
Jongus by Brian The Pirate February 14, 2022
A Jogus is someone who wants the worst for you in life for no apparent reason.
*woman walks away*

"I hope she dies a horrible death"

"Why do you have to be such a Jogus?"
Jogus by Muddy Mage November 15, 2022

joegumentative 

A joegument is an argument only made out of boredom and amusement and a keen sense of mischief
Joe: "I definitely have the biggest screen on my mac"
Jonny: "But they are identical"

This is a joegument. = Joegumentative
State of euphoria obtained while performing soft tissue rolling and or stretching. Includes a creamy, sticky substance ejaculating from the schlong.
Huahhohaaa I just joegasmed in my pants
Joegasm by Jalapenis pecker February 10, 2010
A man who is desperately trying to find the meaning of the word sex.
sup jorgus
jorgus by jorgus July 17, 2020