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a mix between joe (from who's joe) and amogus. both extremely cringe and unfunny. nowadays refers to an autistic/retarded/black 12 year old who's stuck behind in the 2015s.

balls: oh fuck is that leon the retard?
deep: the fucking joegus? yes apparently
balls: cool

joegus by dunecoon_ April 6, 2022

Jegus

Troll Jesus. That's all it is.

CG: W3 H4V3 TH3 B3ST TROLL JEGUS.

Jegus by candyCrab April 3, 2017

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Jongus

Northern English slang-term for an overweight middle age man with a tendency to sleep with younger, teenage women.

Person 1: "I heard he slept with an 18 year old the other night.."

Person 2: "yeah he's a jongus"

Jongus by Brian The Pirate February 14, 2022

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Jogus

A Jogus is someone who wants the worst for you in life for no apparent reason.

*woman walks away*

"I hope she dies a horrible death"

"Why do you have to be such a Jogus?"

Jogus by Muddy Mage November 15, 2022

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joegumentative

A joegument is an argument only made out of boredom and amusement and a keen sense of mischief

Joe: "I definitely have the biggest screen on my mac"
Jonny: "But they are identical"

This is a joegument. = Joegumentative

joegumentative by Joseph Dreamcoat March 4, 2011

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Joegasm

State of euphoria obtained while performing soft tissue rolling and or stretching. Includes a creamy, sticky substance ejaculating from the schlong.

Huahhohaaa I just joegasmed in my pants

Joegasm by Jalapenis pecker February 10, 2010

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jorgus

A man who is desperately trying to find the meaning of the word sex.

sup jorgus

jorgus by jorgus July 17, 2020

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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