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One who is always wrong. This individual faces constant roasts from their acquaintances and those who they hardly know. Commonly found ingesting fecal matter from the sphincter of gross humans
Wrong again! You are such a Joebroni. Roasted, this level!
Joebroni by MRSA Man April 18, 2011
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A jobroni gets the job done, but the job is not usually considered desirable. In wrestling the job is making the other wrestler look good by losing. You can be good at being a jobroni. If no jobronis worked at McDonald's you would never get a Big Mac.
I had to wait in line for 10 minutes because the jobroni behind the counter took a break.
jobroni by Jobroni August 25, 2008
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A male who wears Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle. They spike their hair and act very preppy. The are douchebags most of the time.
Kid 1: Hey you see that guy

Kid 2: You mean Dave?

Kid 1: Yeah he wears to much A&F

Kid 2: Oh Yeah he is a jebroni, no doubt about it.
jebroni by John Stienman August 5, 2008
One who does "jobs",loses for money on a regular basis on any given time in any form of competition.
That team lost on purpose,They are nothing but a bunch of jobronis.
jobroni by oxbroiler October 11, 2008

jebronie 

an unknown being of evil, possibly a mischievos gnome of sorts. Mostly to be found when not wearing a hat and having ingested psycedelic mushrooms
the jebronies will get you!
jebronie by Medi57 June 11, 2006
a combination of the Jonas Brothers and Macaroni
Look at those jobronis on screen
Jobroni by Jobroni master March 7, 2009

Jebroni handshake 

When you are fingering the girls ass and your boy is fingering her vagina and you rub your fingers against each other on the wall between the ass and pussy
When we were double teaming that girl we did da jebroni handshake!
Jebroni handshake by Dajebroni June 30, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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