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A jobroni gets the job done, but the job is not usually considered desirable. In wrestling the job is making the other wrestler look good by losing. You can be good at being a jobroni. If no jobronis worked at McDonald's you would never get a Big Mac.
I had to wait in line for 10 minutes because the jobroni behind the counter took a break.
jobroni by Jobroni August 25, 2008
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One who does "jobs",loses for money on a regular basis on any given time in any form of competition.
That team lost on purpose,They are nothing but a bunch of jobronis.
jobroni by oxbroiler October 11, 2008
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a combination of the Jonas Brothers and Macaroni
Look at those jobronis on screen
Jobroni by Jobroni master March 7, 2009
A put down specifically aimed at the fanbase of the Jonas Brothers, whose fans have nicknamed the trio as Jobro. A portmanteau of Jobro and jabroni, a derogatory catchphrase coined by WWF Superstar, The Rock.
Fangirl: "OMG teh Jonas Brothers r like teh gr8test band EVA!! <3 <3 <3 JoBro 4 life!"

Real Rock N' Roll Fan: "Look at this jobroni."
Jobroni by Rated-R Rockstar October 1, 2008

rice-a-roni jabroni

A fake, a phony, that gets bounced like a check for my alimony.
You're a fake, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni
rice-a-roni jabroni by Joker.exe November 7, 2012

G-Lit Jabronie 

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.
"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"
G-Lit Jabronie by k-Nice March 24, 2017
In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.
Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni
Jabroni by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019
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