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Jobroni
Jobroni by Jobroni master March 7, 2009
Jobroni
A put down specifically aimed at the fanbase of the Jonas Brothers, whose fans have nicknamed the trio as Jobro. A portmanteau of Jobro and jabroni, a derogatory catchphrase coined by WWF Superstar, The Rock.
Fangirl: "OMG teh Jonas Brothers r like teh gr8test band EVA!! <3 <3 <3 JoBro 4 life!"
Real Rock N' Roll Fan: "Look at this jobroni."
Real Rock N' Roll Fan: "Look at this jobroni."
Jobroni by Rated-R Rockstar October 1, 2008
rice-a-roni jabroni
rice-a-roni jabroni by Joker.exe November 7, 2012
G-Lit Jabronie
The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.
A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.
A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.
G-Lit Jabronie by k-Nice March 24, 2017
Jabroni
In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.
Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni
Jabroni by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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