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joe g
Usually has a large nose and walks around with an erect semi. Don't let him penetrate your gluteus minimus
joe g by Johnny acapella June 13, 2016
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joe g • G.I. joe or G.I.jane • G.I Joe Biden • g.i. joe kung foo grip • gi joe • .joeg • Joe Biden • Joe Mama • Joe D. • Joe Jonas
joe g
Joe G
THE BEST TEACHER YOU WILL EVER ENCOUNTER, HE HAS A BALD SPOT AND IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. STUDENST MAY CONSIDER HIM AS THEIR BSF BC HE IS SO FRIENDLY. HE HAS LITTLE CARE FOR ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY AND THAT MY FRINEDS IN JOE G
Joe G by saggydaddy September 4, 2020
G.I. joe or G.I.jane
term used in reference to a person that won't stop talking behind peoples back. G.I. stands for game interupter.
G.I. joe or G.I.jane by mo childs August 5, 2004
G.I.Joe
"Last one on the ice is a penis pump! Holy crap im going <b>so</b> fast... <b>AHH FUCK</b>
and
"Pork chop samwhiches... holy crap, get the fuck outta here you retards, get the hell out fuck!"
Also who could forget
Boy1: "What that hells that on the road?"
Boy2: "I dunno, lets launch over it."
*car pulls up and black man gets out*
Blackie: "Bodymassage"
Boy1: "What did he say to us?"
*blackie removes the broken electrical cable from the road*
Blackie: "im a body massage machiene"
and
"Pork chop samwhiches... holy crap, get the fuck outta here you retards, get the hell out fuck!"
Also who could forget
Boy1: "What that hells that on the road?"
Boy2: "I dunno, lets launch over it."
*car pulls up and black man gets out*
Blackie: "Bodymassage"
Boy1: "What did he say to us?"
*blackie removes the broken electrical cable from the road*
Blackie: "im a body massage machiene"
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