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A group of clips taken from the G.I.Joe end messages, and edited to be hillarious.
"Last one on the ice is a penis pump! Holy crap im going <b>so</b> fast... <b>AHH FUCK</b>

and

"Pork chop samwhiches... holy crap, get the fuck outta here you retards, get the hell out fuck!"

Also who could forget

Boy1: "What that hells that on the road?"
Boy2: "I dunno, lets launch over it."
*car pulls up and black man gets out*
Blackie: "Bodymassage"
Boy1: "What did he say to us?"
*blackie removes the broken electrical cable from the road*
Blackie: "im a body massage machiene"
G.I.Joe by Skythra December 15, 2003

G.I Joe Biden 

Man, I have to go to G.I Joe Biden
G.I Joe Biden by Chitlins June 4, 2021

g.i. joe kung foo grip 

a special grip used by women in long beach california to give a hand job
dude, this chick saw suckin my dick then she used the g.i. joe kung foo grip and i came on her face.

G.I. Joe 

my little brother always plays tea party with his G.I. Joes
G.I. Joe by damnmexican November 22, 2011

G.I. Joe 

Gacacara Initis Joe. A term invented to describe the utmost toughness of the american hero: G.I. Joe. Prior to this abbreviation, no words could adequately describe bravery and toughness of this degree.
That G.I. Joe, a.k.a. Gacacara Initis Joe is really tough american Hero!!
G.I. Joe by jomogijoe July 30, 2011

G.I. Joe 

Anyone (preferably named Joe) who seems to constantly have gastrointestinal problems.
"Oh, man, smells like G.I. Joe set off some bioweapons in here."
G.I. Joe by cootergirl October 13, 2008

G.I. Joe 

The act of penetration through a colostomy site.

Putting a penis, dildo or finger through a colostomy site.
The way homosexual men with. Sewd up rectums have intercourse.
"Ever since my rectum was surgically shut we have been enjoying the G.I. Joe style"
G.I. Joe by G.I. Joe New Jersey August 23, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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