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joe g

Usually has a large nose and walks around with an erect semi. Don't let him penetrate your gluteus minimus

He lookin like Joe g with his semi

joe g by Johnny acapella June 13, 2016

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Joegina

A male coworker typically named Joe who if a woman would have a large vagina. This individual will embrace the Joegina nickname, as they crave any excuse to use part of the word vagina in a sentence. A Joegina is a soft sensitive character with a heart of gold. A Joegina closely resembles Santa Claus and usually has a close friend with elf like characteristics.

"I think I saw him crying in the bathroom, he is being such a Joegina today"

Joegina by The F word November 6, 2012

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joegumentative

A joegument is an argument only made out of boredom and amusement and a keen sense of mischief

Joe: "I definitely have the biggest screen on my mac"
Jonny: "But they are identical"

This is a joegument. = Joegumentative

joegumentative by Joseph Dreamcoat March 4, 2011

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Joegasm

State of euphoria obtained while performing soft tissue rolling and or stretching. Includes a creamy, sticky substance ejaculating from the schlong.

Huahhohaaa I just joegasmed in my pants

Joegasm by Jalapenis pecker February 10, 2010

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Joegasm

Orgasm given to one by Joe. Its good its good its goooooooood.

Also when Joe has an orgasm.

"He gave me the most amazing Joegasm!"

Joegasm by I love joe! April 18, 2008

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Joega

Getting hammered drunk around little children at your christian conservative bosses christmas party, doing gymnastics into the christmas tree while barefoot, spilling homemade wine everywhere, swearing like a sailor and making everyone uncomfortable

He went full joega at the party; and now the kids no longer beleieve in santa clause

Joega by Autopulse@hotmail.com April 18, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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