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A .joeg is a immutable hype nft art work found on the blockchain. Unlike a right click save as .jpg it is immutable. The best .joeg's are worth over a million dollars and are purchased by a chosen few who have seen the future. Those that have the finest .joeg's can trade them for Lambo's. Even floor .joeg's of some .joeg's are redeemable for air cooled Porsche's.
Your ape .joeg is straight fire, smart ape, welcome!
.joeg by DunDidNuttin July 13, 2021
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Usually has a large nose and walks around with an erect semi. Don't let him penetrate your gluteus minimus
He lookin like Joe g with his semi
joe g by Johnny acapella June 13, 2016
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A male coworker typically named Joe who if a woman would have a large vagina. This individual will embrace the Joegina nickname, as they crave any excuse to use part of the word vagina in a sentence. A Joegina is a soft sensitive character with a heart of gold. A Joegina closely resembles Santa Claus and usually has a close friend with elf like characteristics.
"I think I saw him crying in the bathroom, he is being such a Joegina today"
Joegina by The F word November 6, 2012

joegumentative 

A joegument is an argument only made out of boredom and amusement and a keen sense of mischief
Joe: "I definitely have the biggest screen on my mac"
Jonny: "But they are identical"

This is a joegument. = Joegumentative
State of euphoria obtained while performing soft tissue rolling and or stretching. Includes a creamy, sticky substance ejaculating from the schlong.
Huahhohaaa I just joegasmed in my pants
Joegasm by Jalapenis pecker February 10, 2010
Orgasm given to one by Joe. Its good its good its goooooooood.

Also when Joe has an orgasm.
"He gave me the most amazing Joegasm!"
Joegasm by I love joe! April 18, 2008
Getting hammered drunk around little children at your christian conservative bosses christmas party, doing gymnastics into the christmas tree while barefoot, spilling homemade wine everywhere, swearing like a sailor and making everyone uncomfortable
He went full joega at the party; and now the kids no longer beleieve in santa clause
Joega by Autopulse@hotmail.com April 18, 2019
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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