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Jockin-it 

Also known as the rally jock... Must have two or more men wearing only shirts and jock straps all while sitting on the same couch together. Must be watching a game 7, winner take all sporting event, and no participant can put shorts or pants back on during the game.

Also.. All men must have eaten spicy food 7 hours before the event and last one to shit his jock wins the side pot.
My brother and I were straight Jockin-it during the hockey game last week.
Jockin-it by The Pocket Dog May 1, 2025
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Jockin' On It 

In Xbox Live-
To "Tea Bag" someone after killing them, or to kill them in a way that is humiliating.
You- "I just jocked on him!"

or

"Look dude, I'm jockin' on it! (Or Jockin' on him"

In some instances as well, "Thoroughly Jocked" may be used if the jocking is beyond sufficant.

Also

"Lookit him jockin' like a jocker!"

This term pioneered by Soulja Boy Tell 'Em and Xbox Live's "Clan Jockers"
Jockin' On It by Shyru March 31, 2008

jorkin it 

jerkin your johnson and then a dragon walks in?
'in the stripped club. straight up "jorkin it". and by "it" haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits'
jorkin it by xanderiom June 8, 2023
Jackin it - The slang term for masturbate

mas·tur·bate
-bat·ed, -bat·ing.
–verb (used without object)
1. to engage in masturbation.
–verb (used with object)
2. to practice masturbation upon.
Origin: 1855–60; < L masturb&#257;tus, ptp. of masturb&#257;r&#299; to engage in masturbation

—Related forms
mas·tur·ba·tor, noun
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
You: Where is Nick?
Me: Oh, he is at his house jackin it to some porn.
jackin it by SpERRM November 26, 2007
Too pleasure one's self in a sexual way
T: dude i was jackin it major last night!
Jackin It by Martyn Mcfly December 24, 2007
Used as a exclamation of happiness for when you’re happy
Person 1: Bro, I got a 100 on my test yesterday!
Person 2: You were straight Jorkin-it yesterday bruh!
Jorkin-it by thatfunnygermanman October 18, 2023

Jackin' It 

To pleasure one's self immensly
Dude i was totally Jackin' it major last night!
Jackin' It by Martyn Mcfly December 24, 2007
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