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jorkin it 

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jerkin your johnson and then a dragon walks in?
'in the stripped club. straight up "jorkin it". and by "it" haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits'
jorkin it by xanderiom June 8, 2023

Jorkin' It 

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The act of beating your meat vigorously
In the stripped club straight up "Jorkin' it" and by "it" I mean my peantis
Jorkin' It by Just_Spidey May 12, 2024

Jorkin it 

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Guy: at a strip club, straight up Jorkin it. And by 'it' i mean my penids

jorkin it 

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when you be in the stripped club and you are feeling a little frisky so you whip it out (peenits) and you jork it(stroke)
i was in the stripped club straight up jorkin it and by it well lets say my peenits
jorkin it by FunkyFent August 1, 2024

Pseudo Jerkin It 

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Another name for the air jerk, or simulating masturbation while fully clothed to annoy others or let them know you don’t care.
Man 1: My daughter is going to be the lead in the elementary school production of cats.

Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)

Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.

jerkin it old school 

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Masturbating/jerking off to porno magazines as opposed to videos and pictures from the internet.
Dude #1 - Whatcha doin?

Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!

Dude #1 - Huh???!!!

Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!
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