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Job Bank 

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The sight of futile and broken dreams. A place that shows you you are not as smart as you think you are! A world of impossible qualifications for jobs that have already been taken.
Youve been job banked, heres your welfare cheque!
Job Bank by deaniss March 18, 2012
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Bank job 

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When somebody robs a bank.
Mobster:You need the money by tomorrow

Victim:Thats doesn't give me much time for a bank job!

Mobster:I don't care!
Bank job by BlackDahliaUndead February 28, 2010
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Job Bank • bank job • Full bank job • job • job corps • job for a cowboy • Job Creators • Job'd • Job Application • Job Blocking

bank job 

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When a car is parked in a haphazard fashion (out of the lines, up on the curb etc). Looks like the driver has left their car like that because they've had to exit the vehicle in a hurry to rush off and quickly get on with something that isn't parking.
Did you see the way Sean parked his Jeep? What a bloody bank job that was!
bank job by kid chameleon October 15, 2003
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bank job 

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Using any paper currency in the palm of a hand while sexually massaging the male genitalia.

ie. handjob with money
"Bro, I just found a hundred dollar bill, and i'm out of lotion. I'm bout to give myself the illest bank job ever."

"Yo, my girl got paid yesterday and gave me the best bank job. She used a brand new Hamilton."
bank job by dubducket$ February 26, 2008
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bank job 

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When food passes through you very quickly; in and out.
1) Dude, lets get this taco bell to go...
2) Why? lets just eat it here...
1) No way man, taco bell is a total bank job.
bank job by GavinT March 21, 2008
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Full bank job 

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In gambling terms 'Full bank job' means to put a large amount of money on one selection to win such as Red/Black, a particular sports team, or player. The term 'Full bank job' originates from gambling a much larger wager than you usually would. In alot of cases, 'Full bank job' also means to put 90% or more of your betting bank on one single bet.
I've got a good feel about this bet tonight, Full bank job for me.
Full bank job by Drazzie Kim August 26, 2012
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bank job 

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in the process of giving or gettin a blowjob in a bank
kevin: hey janet, can u give me a bank job

janet: ewww no, i'm too busy with brad tonight

kevin: ok,fine i understand
bank job by b-rad-g March 9, 2008
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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hobo loko

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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