Definitions by GavinT

Canadian Cocksucking Championships 

Two (or more) people repeated complimenting each other, at their own expense, in an attempt to pay respect and show humility.

Guy 1: Your such a good artist

Guy 2: No, your a better artist

Guy 1: The way you compose a photo is the best

Guy 2: but your use of lighting is so much better than mine

Guy 1: Let's just agree that we are both good artists, this is starting to turn in the Canadian Cocksucking Championships.

Canadian Cocksucking Championships by gavint November 14, 2012

Long Fork 

Verb: To eat the food of people around you, usually at a restaurant.

1: I'm getting the cake for dessert,
2: Great choice! I'm totally long forking some of that!

Long Fork by GavinT May 5, 2008

Troublematic

Something that is both troubling and problematic.

1) Dude, you are supposed to come with us to the football game this weekend.
2) Yeah, but my wife says I have to go to the wedding...
1) This is really troublematic.

Troublematic by GavinT April 3, 2008

SCAFBA 

Self Containted Anti-Fart Breathing Apparatus. When you pull your shirt up when someone farts.

1) Dude - total SCAFBA - I just farted my Taco Bell.

SCAFBA by GavinT March 27, 2008

verbicon 

Like an emoticon, but a verb.

Dude, I love your use of verbicons, so useful in your e-mails.
*cry, cry*
*lol*
*pumps fist*

verbicon by GavinT March 21, 2008

bank job 

When food passes through you very quickly; in and out.

1) Dude, lets get this taco bell to go...
2) Why? lets just eat it here...
1) No way man, taco bell is a total bank job.

bank job by GavinT March 21, 2008

cut a crunch 

To poop, as in go to the bathroom.

I have to cut a crunch before we leave, don't worry, it should be less than 5 minutes.

cut a crunch by GavinT March 19, 2008